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LMAO, now the bitch has a criminal past! Click below to see the ABC news story
Fountain Lady Fumbles With the Law
Fountain Lady Fumbles With the Law
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In some relation, the Stella Awards. Unfortunately, jurors are fucking morons also. LOL
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was Kathleen's own son.
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
* SECOND PLACE *
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware , sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 ...... oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her -- are you sitting down? --- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.Comment
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My drunk as uncle did that one night as he spent the night since he was too drunk to drive, my wife said to go check on him because he was in the kitchen stumbling around. I went in kitchen and this clown was eating a box of Kitten chow and drinking 2% expired milk, I was standing there looking at him like the moron that he is and he say's "what, I can't eat your food?"Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he
I said Im OK with it but the cat is about to fuck you up brah.
Did he stop munching, NO! lmao!Originally posted by SilverbackComment
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I have heard that one before. It is just sad to see people like this win. Had I been in that court room. I would have said get the hell out of here u dumbassOriginally posted by David View Post99 Mustang Project JSTA2V
going from really slow to just alittle slow
2013 Focus ST the daily cruising the 4 bangerComment
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Someone should sue her for shaving her eyebrows off. No one should have to see that.ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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She should be happy her 15 seconds of fame was viewed 2 million times."Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul HarveyComment
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Good luck suing a Mall CopOriginally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
they make like maybe 10 bucks an hour! Stupid bitch should just give up texting and walking at the same time.
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