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7. Brodozer
a sexual act where you take a female in a wheel barrow position, and while doin it dawgy, one of your bros tea bags her face with a universal honk sign for semi trucks while motor boatin the air.
"Last night Millstein and I rode the brodozer on that gama phi chick."
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1. brodozer
Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.
This baja bug could romp the shit out of any brodozer in Glamis.
2. Bro Dozer
Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.
Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.
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3. brodozer
A large truck with an entirely unnecessary liftkit, typically an F-150 or bigger, driven by a bro.
Tim's got a sick gnar brodozer!
4. Brodozer
A large truck (Usually a Ford or Chevrolet) that has usually been raised anywhere between 10 inches-2 feet, is obnoxiously loud due to its unnecessarily supercharged engine, and has tires/wheels that are comparable only to those of a monster truck or large construction vehicle. Other accessories include light fixtures on the top of the vehicle, or a cage bumper extended in the front of the vehicle. These are usually purchased and modified by average white men who have low self esteem/small genitalia. Look out for brodozers whenever you are out driving and be sure to call it out to your friends.
Hey you know Kyle, from accounting? He just raised his brodozer another 12 inches, wonder that he's trying to make up for
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5. brodozer
a ridiculously large vehicle, usually a truck or older suv(i.e. Chevy Blazer, Ford Bronco) with a 6-12 inch lift kit applied. Some varieties of the brodozer may appear with brolike stickers on the back windshield or other areas of the vehicle.
Friend #1: Whoa man! You almost just got hit by that brodozer!
Friend #2: Im glad i didn't, cuz that wouldve trashed my new prius.
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6. Brodozer
A guy or group of guys who wear nothing but Tapout clothing, and drive huge lifted trucks with green or lit up neon undercarriages with metal mulisha and nor cal decals. Brock Lesnar is most likely their idol, and if not it's Chuck Lidell. They also love Quads, and tribal tattoos. They often are found in the weight room at the gym staring at themselves in the mirrors between workouts, playing for the local community college football team, or volunteering for a crappy fire department. (Steroid usage is often a side effect)
Common brodozer sentence: "Did you watch the fight last night? I was going to but I had to pick up my truck from the shop, and pick up some freaks to mollywomp."
7. Brodozer
a sexual act where you take a female in a wheel barrow position, and while doin it dawgy, one of your bros tea bags her face with a universal honk sign for semi trucks while motor boatin the air.
Last night Millstein and I rode the brodozer on that gama phi chick.
mark as favorite buy brodozer mugs & shirts
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There's some bros in this house if you seeum pointem out!!!!!!Leave a comment:
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If he would have put his Tap Out sticker on, no one would have messed with it.Leave a comment:
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