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  • Forever_frost
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    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
    Just don't thank a vet on Memorial Day. Thank the ones that never made it home.
    This. When I laid that long stem red rose on the memorial yesterday..... that was my thank you to my battle buddies.

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  • Forever_frost
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    We like beer. "Thanks for your service" is easy. Handing me a Bud Lite is more along the lines of a thanks. Or food. I'm a fat bastard for a reason.

    As far as the COD, I'm not playing. I've talked to some very stupid people and dropped them off at the recruiter's office. One guy asked where he could get the most comfortable hiking boots cheap. I told him the pair I had on has been worn daily for a decade and they are still holding up and comfortable and I got them free. He said "Oh? I guess I missed that deal."

    "Nope, they have the same deal, every day. They measure your foot and fit it personally to you and all. Hell, if you're hard core enough, they'll pay you to wear it."

    "No shit? What do I Have to do?"

    "Just sign the contract man. They pay for you a gym membership, give you an expense account to cover your housing and even buy you all of your meals and you can choose how long you want the contract for. Absolutely serious man."

    "Fuck yeah! Let's do this!"

    Yep. Hello Army recruiter.

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  • orphan Shelby
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    Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
    Favorite list of questions with answers:

    1. Have you ever killed someone?
    Yes

    2. What was it like?
    Like COD all the way

    3. No shit?
    No shit. Full invulnerability cheats and all. Let's go get you signed up.

    4. Wait, I heard you got shot in the head
    Yes I did. Like I said, cheat code. When was the last time you heard someone walking off getting shot in the head?

    5. Did it hurt?
    Fuck no. What? Do I look like you momma?
    LMFAO! Way to turn that around

    Some people need some anger management.

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    Originally posted by Back N Black View Post
    Yea I'll agree with ya here. Every time I see, or someone tells me they are soldiers I give them a handshake and a thank you. Without every single soldier we wouldn't have the freedom we have.
    Just don't thank a vet on Memorial Day. Thank the ones that never made it home.

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  • Back N Black
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    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
    After a while you have to have fun when the idiots ask those types of questions. It just amazes me that those forbidden questions are asked as often as they are. It is almost as infuriating as people thanking vets on Memorial Day. RAGE!
    Yea I'll agree with ya here. Every time I see, or someone tells me they are soldiers I give them a handshake and a thank you. Without every single soldier we wouldn't have the freedom we have.

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    After a while you have to have fun when the idiots ask those types of questions. It just amazes me that those forbidden questions are asked as often as they are. It is almost as infuriating as people thanking vets on Memorial Day. RAGE!

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  • Mysticcobrakilla
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    Lmao@ COD! Fucking idiots

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  • Forever_frost
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    Favorite list of questions with answers:

    1. Have you ever killed someone?
    Yes

    2. What was it like?
    Like COD all the way

    3. No shit?
    No shit. Full invulnerability cheats and all. Let's go get you signed up.

    4. Wait, I heard you got shot in the head
    Yes I did. Like I said, cheat code. When was the last time you heard someone walking off getting shot in the head?

    5. Did it hurt?
    Fuck no. What? Do I look like you momma?

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy View Post
    Probably. Maybe they're not so obvious to everybody? It was to me, but you have to see the slight irony.

    Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
    Nah, how else will I be able to tell who has learning problems?

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  • dsrtuckteezy
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    Probably. Maybe they're not so obvious to everybody? It was to me, but you have to see the slight irony.

    Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy View Post
    Didn't you just post about how some guys wife must be taking it in the ass since she got a new car? Lol. I don't care either way, but come on.


    Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

    Serious questions and jokes are two different things. Do I really need to include smileys on the obvious jokes?

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  • dsrtuckteezy
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    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
    Methinks you don't understand the point. There are just some questions you either don't ask, or phrase carefully out of respect.

    For example "How much did that cost?" or "How much money do you make?" or "Was this the time you got shot in the head" or "So what is your wife's pussy like?" or "Tell me about that time you shot/killed somebody"

    The list goes on, I certainly hope you understand now.
    Didn't you just post about how some guys wife must be taking it in the ass since she got a new car? Lol. I don't care either way, but come on.


    Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
    What an asshole.
    See, even Harrison gets it. Harrison gets it and you don't, that should make you feel like a damned failure. Ha, kidding.

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  • Pokulski-Blatz
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    Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
    You want there to be class in war?

    God I can only hope not all soldiers are so sensitive.
    Methinks you don't understand the point. There are just some questions you either don't ask, or phrase carefully out of respect.

    For example "How much did that cost?" or "How much money do you make?" or "Was this the time you got shot in the head" or "So what is your wife's pussy like?" or "Tell me about that time you shot/killed somebody"

    The list goes on, I certainly hope you understand now.

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  • HarrisonTX
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    Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
    You want there to be class in war?

    God I can only hope not all soldiers are so sensitive.
    What an asshole.

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