Im flying for the first time tomorrow. What can I bring?

[stephen4785]

Im flying to Denever tomorrow for 11 days of training. The only thing Im going to take on the plane with me is my phone. Im packing everything else in a suitcase. Im packing clothes, computer, and some toiletries/medicine. Should I leave anything behind to speed up the TSA idiots from going through everything? Any other advice?

[Barbie]

Don't check your computer. It could get broken and or stolen or just plain lost. Also don't check your meds if you can't go without them.

[Country cracker]

Leave the cock pump at home

[01vnms4v]

Don't check your computer. It could get broken and or stolen or just plain lost. Also don't check your meds if you can't go without them.

i second that, all they want is to make sure it turns on, when you take it on the plane.

[GE]

Once you go through that first TSA person, make sure you have off the belt, empty your pockets, take off the shoes, take out the computer and start loading it in bins. There's nothing worse than some asshole that decides to start doing everything when they get to the scanning machine.

[BlackGT]

I never fly without taking a carry on with 1 days change of clothes. Don't want to take the chance the airline loses my luggage and I'm left with nothing.

[LANTIRN]

Make sure you have a loose butthole and take a small 3oz bottle of lube.

[inline 6]

i second that, all they want is to make sure it turns on, when you take it on the plane.

When is the last time you have flown? They dont do that anymore. Take any valuables with you in a small carry on that has no liquids or anything like that. You can carry a small amount of liquids but it is a major pita. When you get to security remove your belt, shoes, hat and anything from your pockets. If you have a laptop remove it and put it in a tray by itself. Everything else can stay in the bag. My coworker that I travel with quite a bit hates to check his bag and brings it all through security. Last time we went out the TSA removed his fleshlight from his bag and were like wtf is this and were parading it around until one of the lady tsa agents removed the cap and then shot my coworker the worst set of "you nasty mofo" eyes. I was in tears laughing.

[HarrisonTX]

Don't check your computer. It could get broken and or stolen or just plane lost. Also don't check your meds if you can't go without them.

English dude. Learnt it.

[sdun]

lol

[coley]

You should put a toy gun in your bag to mess with the tsa agent

[crapstang]

You should put a toy gun in your bag to mess with the tsa agent

Yea, they think it's really funny! They're just a bunch of great guys looking out for your safety!

[phaux]

Anything of value you should carry on your persons. Things of value have a tendency to magically "disappear"...

[KBScobravert]

Be that guy. The one who has boots that take forever to get off, pockets full of shit, belt, a jacket, 2 carryon bags, big metal watch. Everyone going through security loves that guy.

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[Barbie]

English dude. Learnt it.

I blame autocorrect. Also it would be lost on a plane so plane lost!

Also I'm a girl