Woman problems

[Country cracker]

I just wanted to make sure she saw the above quoted post.

She complains she can't handle it even after a couple of orgasms. The only time I can get away with that is if she is shitfaced, lol

[Country cracker]

so, none of your womenz hate it when you tell them to calm down?

Horry shit, mine flies off the deep end when I tell her to calm down or relax.

I said it in my best Samuel L Jackson voice "BITCH BE COOL!!"

[Baron Von Crowder]

yep, take some aggression out on her asshole. It's truly a game changer.

Lmao at the tags. Today she was a totally different person have me a BJ this morning and made me a sammich. And said she was just dreadding turning 30. I told her there was no excuse for breaking shit and if she would just calm the fuck down she would see it my way. I also told her about this thread and after she seen some if the replies she has been cleaning all damn day, lol. DFWM FTMFW

I just wanted to make sure she saw the above quoted post.

[mstng86]

so, none of your womenz hate it when you tell them to calm down?

Horry shit, mine flies off the deep end when I tell her to calm down or relax.

[Country cracker]

Whoa! You told her about this thread? Hopefully she doesn't find the thread where you posted her nude pics!

Lol they're floating around here somewhere

[Rick Modena]

Lmao at the tags.

They are all mine except for 5 of them, haha!

[Country cracker]

well.....turkey is a whole different story. swiss??

god bless.

Cheddar,pepper jack,lettuce, onion, honey mustard, turkey, and bacon on some badass knot burger bun things.

[jluv]

Whoa! You told her about this thread? Hopefully she doesn't find the thread where you posted her nude pics!

[ELVIS]

well.....turkey is a whole different story. swiss??

god bless.

[Country cracker]

just fyi: we all have a certain level of shit we will take. you will deal with the BS for a BJ and ham sammy. best of luck, but expect the cycle to continue.

god bless.

It was turkey and I told her if she ever pulled this shit again I would be gone and she could kiss my ass.

[ELVIS]

Lmao at the tags. Today she was a totally different person have me a BJ this morning and made me a sammich. And said she was just dreadding turning 30. I told her there was no excuse for breaking shit and if she would just calm the fuck down she would see it my way. I also told her about this thread and after she seen some if the replies she has been cleaning all damn day, lol. DFWM FTMFW

just fyi: we all have a certain level of shit we will take. you will deal with the BS for a BJ and ham sammy. best of luck, but expect the cycle to continue.

god bless.

[trblshooter]

Lmao at the tags. Today she was a totally different person have me a BJ this morning and made me a sammich. And said she was just dreadding turning 30. I told her there was no excuse for breaking shit and if she would just calm the fuck down she would see it my way. I also told her about this thread and after she seen some if the replies she has been cleaning all damn day, lol. DFWM FTMFW

Told her about the thread?? Come on man that's like telling someone at work where there's a secret shitter.

[BMCSean]

You're welcome!

[Country cracker]

Lmao at the tags. Today she was a totally different person have me a BJ this morning and made me a sammich. And said she was just dreadding turning 30. I told her there was no excuse for breaking shit and if she would just calm the fuck down she would see it my way. I also told her about this thread and after she seen some if the replies she has been cleaning all damn day, lol. DFWM FTMFW

[Baron Von Crowder]

i want that on a t-shirt.

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