Woman problems

[Roscoe]

Even after 16 years, goddamn I have an awesome wife.... This thread seals it.

Fuck a bunch of the shit I've read in here. Life is too short to spend it with someone you can't stand.

[Moose242]

Marriage sounds really, really unappealing after listening to you folks. No offense or anything intended.

[68RR]

30 and 40 are crazy ages for women! add the "curse" and later on menopause= yowie

Hell hath no fury like an Italian going through menopause, believe me!!!

[War Machine]

My ol lady just got home, has been bitching non stop about traffic, and how much she hates her job for the past 10 minutes. Ive said 3 words to her, she wants to know why Im in such a pissy mood. paradise

[Country cracker]

I call bullshit on the bj and sammich. No way she touched your testicles, and a half the eaten sandwich from yesterday doesn't count

Don't be jelly, dude. Call whatever you want, I don't give a damn.

[Country cracker]

Krazy Kris wouldn't put up with it. all I'm sayin

W3RD!
That was a krazy motherfucker...

[4king]

I call bullshit on the bj and sammich. No way she touched your testicles, and a half the eaten sandwich from yesterday doesn't count

[mustang_revival]

Krazy Kris wouldn't put up with it. all I'm sayin

[mustang_revival]

WTF!? All the shit that has been posted so far and this is your advise?

Yeah. Even if they don't stay together long term they will be happier people overall.

(plus divorce her and hit her were already taken)

[Rreemo]

I've always said (and experience has proven) that all women are craziest in their 20's....mix stupid with that for some. They are usually best in their 30's, and then a different type of crazy sets in - in their 40's (mid to later) as they get up around that menopause deal.

The crazy started wearing off of mine in her late 20's, and following pregnancy she was pretty awesome in her 30's....actually those years were the best I can remember.

Hopefully the same will happen for the OP, but yours sounds a little over-the-top as-is...so, hard to tell.

Good luck to you comrade!

Lmao at the tags. Today she was a totally different person have me a BJ this morning and made me a sammich. And said she was just dreadding turning 30. I told her there was no excuse for breaking shit and if she would just calm the fuck down she would see it my way. I also told her about this thread and after she seen some if the replies she has been cleaning all damn day, lol. DFWM FTMFW

This is awesome.

[Country cracker]

Fixed!

It's going to take a lot more than that to knock my dick in the dirt

[BMCSean]

calm down seems to be the most common phrase i use.

I'll be sitting on the couch and i hear screaming followed by tearing eyes in my face "colt hit me and i was coloring and he took my crayon away from me" and i look my wife in the eyes and say "calm down, you're scaring the kids"

lol

[jluv]

Cheddar,pepper jack,lettuce, onion, cyanide, honey mustard, turkey, and bacon on some badass knot burger bun things.

Fixed!

[Baron Von Crowder]

so, none of your womenz hate it when you tell them to calm down?

Horry shit, mine flies off the deep end when I tell her to calm down or relax.

Calm down seems to be the most common phrase I use.

I'll be sitting on the couch and I hear screaming followed by tearing eyes in my face "colt hit me and I was coloring and he took my crayon away from me" and I look my wife in the eyes and say "calm down, you're scaring the kids"