In light of the Tip Theif Thread...

[03mustangdude]

While she went home laughing at your dumbass.

ya i know but food was good it was a 15 dollar tab left 2 20s and gave her a happy birthday hug since my chick wasn't their

[Cooter]

using a tip calculator lol but depends if its a guy or a girl.

Recently tipped 140% to a hot chick at bonedaddys since she was working on her b-day.

every day is her b-day

[Nash B.]

I usually overtip the bartender at the local eatery because she takes care of us.

[Venom]

Tipping has just become like everything else in society.... expected. Tips are have to be earned. If the service is outstanding I will tip well sometimes as much as 50%. If its crappy service they don't get anything. I start out with 2 chances. If I ever reach for my drink and it's empty 1 chance gone. If I have to ask for some type of condiment or my drink is empty again you aren't getting jack from me for a tip.

[bcoop]

Tipping has just become like everything else in society.... expected. Tips are have to be earned. If the service is outstanding I will tip well sometimes as much as 50%. If its crappy service they don't get anything. I start out with 2 chances. If I ever reach for my drink and it's empty 1 chance gone. If I have to ask for some type of condiment or my drink is empty again you aren't getting jack from me for a tip.

I'm going to go ahead and go with you being a liar. You've never tipped 50%, you just say that to not sound like the Jewish bag of cheap dildos that you are. You're a Jewish prick, and should stick to eating at home. People like you eat more spit, snot, jizz, and shit than you will ever know.

If you drink ever gets empty? You don't have a fucking personal waiter, so stop acting like it. Waiters usually have a section of 3-7 tables, depending on establishment and their skill level. They aren't they to serve you, only you, and wipe your mouth after every fucking bite. Not all condiments are kept on the table. Some people like weird shit, like BBQ sauce instead of ketchup with their fries. Some people also suck fucking soda down, before the cup ever even hits the table. These are the people all waitstaff hate waiting on. You ever heard the saying that if you can't immediately point out the dumbass in the room, chances are you're the dumbass?

[Cooter]

Tipping has just become like everything else in society.... expected. Tips are have to be earned. If the service is outstanding I will tip well sometimes as much as 50%. If its crappy service they don't get anything. I start out with 2 chances. If I ever reach for my drink and it's empty 1 chance gone. If I have to ask for some type of condiment or my drink is empty again you aren't getting jack from me for a tip.

black?

[Stephen]

Tipping has just become like everything else in society.... expected. Tips are have to be earned. If the service is outstanding I will tip well sometimes as much as 50%. If its crappy service they don't get anything. I start out with 2 chances. If I ever reach for my drink and it's empty 1 chance gone. If I have to ask for some type of condiment or my drink is empty again you aren't getting jack from me for a tip.

I agree with your first 2 sentences! The rest is retarded though

[War Machine]

even if they're just fat titties?

How fat are we talking?

[Venom]

I'm going to go ahead and go with you being a liar. You've never tipped 50%, you just say that to not sound like the Jewish bag of cheap dildos that you are. You're a Jewish prick, and should stick to eating at home. People like you eat more spit, snot, jizz, and shit than you will ever know.

If you drink ever gets empty? You don't have a fucking personal waiter, so stop acting like it. Waiters usually have a section of 3-7 tables, depending on establishment and their skill level. They aren't they to serve you, only you, and wipe your mouth after every fucking bite. Not all condiments are kept on the table. Some people like weird shit, like BBQ sauce instead of ketchup with their fries. Some people also suck fucking soda down, before the cup ever even hits the table. These are the people all waitstaff hate waiting on. You ever heard the saying that if you can't immediately point out the dumbass in the room, chances are you're the dumbass?

Typical jaded ex server response. I have been in the service industry as a manager not a server so I know the fucking routine. I love you how want to try and call me out on the amount that I tipped. If the person is good I will take care of them. If they are a piece of shit that is constantly in the weeds they without as much as an acknowledgment of my needs they don't get shit.

[Venom]

black?

If I was black I just wouldn't tip under any circumstances. Another thing they do is try and find something wrong and demand compensation.

[ELVIS]

Typical jaded ex server response. I have been in the service industry as a manager not a server so I know the fucking routine. I love you how want to try and call me out on the amount that I tipped. If the person is good I will take care of them. If they are a piece of shit that is constantly in the weeds they without as much as an acknowledgment of my needs they don't get shit.

freudian slip? watch your 6 brent!

god bless.

[Stephen]

freudian slip? watch your 6 brent!

god bless.

just caught that too!

[EW]

Tipping has just become like everything else in society.... expected. Tips are have to be earned. If the service is outstanding I will tip well sometimes as much as 50%. If its crappy service they don't get anything. I start out with 2 chances. If I ever reach for my drink and it's empty 1 chance gone. If I have to ask for some type of condiment or my drink is empty again you aren't getting jack from me for a tip.

Very tough! Do you at least let the waiter in on your wacky-ass game so they can play along?

[CRASH]

If I have really good service, I tip really well.

If I have average service, I tip about 15%.

If I have shitty service, I'll tip 10% or less. I've NEVER left no tip.....I think it pisses them off more when you leave them 1 penny. Well, I guess that might as well be nothing. Only had that ever happen 1 time at a TGI Fridays I was eating at with a couple other friends. Waiter was a flaming fag, and never came back to our table after taking our order.

I was at a Mexican restaurant with a bunch of friends that were drinking and a few were eating, myself included. The loudest, most annoying bitch there ended up paying for everyone. When we were walking out I asked our server, who did an AMAZING job (especially considering how demanding all of these drunks I was with were being), how much the total was. He said it was $80 something and I asked how much she tipped. When he told me $10 I told him to ring me up a Dr. Pepper and I left him a $20 tip. I couldn't leave in good concious knowing that he did such a good job and was going to get shit for a tip.

-Aaron

[trailerparksuperstar]

I was at a Mexican restaurant with a bunch of friends that were drinking and a few were eating, myself included. The loudest, most annoying bitch there ended up paying for everyone. When we were walking out I asked our server, who did an AMAZING job (especially considering how demanding all of these drunks I was with were being), how much the total was. He said it was $80 something and I asked how much she tipped. When he told me $10 I told him to ring me up a Dr. Pepper and I left him a $20 tip. I couldn't leave in good concious knowing that he did such a good job and was going to get shit for a tip.

Very cool!





<---- waiter /bartender throughout college