embarrassing

[BradM]

I usually wipe my ass with the inside out pillow cases in hotel rooms. I'm glad they always change those out for the next guy!

Thanks for the pink eye!

[DON SVO]

... this thread is why I would never ever turn on a black light in a hotel room. Buzzo's room would look like a goddamned acid trip at a German rave.

[Broncojohnny]

Thanks for the pink eye!

That comes from me wiping poop on the bottom of all the light switches, the door handle and the TV remote.

[War Machine]

Am I the only one who jerks off while driving and fling it out the window when I'm finished? I call it the Fling-a-roo

[Sean88gt]

Tea Tree? Is it like rubbing vicks on your junk?

I was 16 and destroying my dick, I had nothing else so I grabbed the vicks, not all that unpleasant with the fan going on high. Anyway, I coated my leg in shame glaze and my dad flung the door open. I did the "oh fuck...maybe if I hold still he won't smell the guilt" fake sleep. Next morning I'm eating breakfast when dad rolls down stairs. Just pure sweet awkward silence, when he blurts out "Listen, if you're going to jack off, don't use vicks."

I was still pretty convinced at that point that I was exhibiting ninja like jerk skills. I stammered and said "ummm...I had a bit of a head cold..." and he responded with "sure you did, and you blew it into a kleenex, make sure you wash your sheets." Got home from school and there was a new jar of lotion in my room. I'd hoped for a hooker, but the jergens sufficed.

[Cooter]

when pops buys you Jerkens, that's real deal love... Conway would approve

[Sean88gt]

when pops buys you Jerkens, that's real deal love... Conway would approve

Damn right man. Although, probably a good thing I didn't tell him I was scared and asked if I could stay with him.

[Scott Mc]

Yea, My boys bathroom was having a "unknown smell" lurking out of it, it might have taken a few years off my life it the light-bulb moment but I found a way to pay that bad realization forward. After making him bleach EVERYTHING, I asked him why the long showers? His excuse is he falls asleep. I torture the old lady now with "Oh! He must be asleep again!" lol. Moral of the story, do not use teenage boys bathrooms.

[Cooter]

Damn right man. Although, probably a good thing I didn't tell him I was scared and asked if I could stay with him.

that's his job...

[BradM]

that's his job...

That's what he does.

[mstng86]

Shit, when I first started doing it as a kid, I would just put my underwear back on. Didn't even use a Kleenex. It took me a while to realize it was making an awful stinch.

My wife didn't believe me when I told her it starts to stink after it dries.

[Cooter]

That's what he does.

everything I do is because of you, multi-bro

[BradM]

everything I do is because of you, multi-bro

That's my job you see.

[Sean88gt]

That's my job you see.

Later we barely got along...

[Cooter]

Later we barely got along...

LOL

after all my travels, I settled down...