Jerry was a race car driver

[lincolnboy]

im in a barbie world, wrapped in plastic

[talisman]

This guy gets it.

Eric knows it, but I've got a pretty historic Primus concert story that I don't think I've ever told here. Maybe one day.

lmfao. And then you pulled a repeater at the apondo!


and lol @ the Primus fans getting bent out of shape by someone saying "Primus sucks."

One of my favorite live songs:

[Tyrone Biggums]

You weren't the asshat that threw shit on stage during the Lolapalooza/Starplex show, were you?

Negative.

lmfao. And then you pulled a repeater at the apondo!

Sometimes bad decisions make great stories. She'll never let me live either occasion down, though both could have ended much worse than they actually did.

[talisman]

Sometimes bad decisions make great stories.

I live my life by this credo.

[scootro]

Les Claypool tried out for Metallica. Les actually went to high school with Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammet. I read somewhere that when Metallica lost their bass player and auditioned Les, he played an Eisley Brothers tune. Metallica were not amused.

[SS Junk]

That story varies from, they found him to be too good for what they were trying to achieve to his style not meshing with theirs to him just failing the tryout. Take your pick.