Golden Corral...

[bcoop]

i'll buy mav's tix!

god bless.

I'd love to go to the Mavs game, Paul, but I don't want to go so bad that I'll let you blow me. Now stop texting, or I'm going to have to change my number.

[davbrucas]

Dave is being a pussy.

Being?

[davbrucas]

Sorry I have standards. I don't do tiny dick men but thanks for the offer of Mavs tickets, trip to Vegas and $15,000 shopping spree it really was sweet of you to offer.

So youre a whore and a gold digger? Gotcha...

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Lmao

[Big A]

Fat people keep you in business.

[davbrucas]

I'd love to go to the Mavs game, Paul, but I don't want to go so bad that I'll let you blow me. Now stop texting, or I'm going to have to change my number.

[davbrucas]

Fat people keep you in business.

I would prefer not to have that money.

[davbrucas]

Lmao

How about $5k spending spree?

[DaisyDoesDallas]

How about $5k spending spree?

are you going to use it for a penis enlargement?

[Big A]

I would prefer not to have that money.

I hear you, but it's a sad reality. Kids will eat you homeless though, so I don't blame you for hitting up the corral.

[davbrucas]

are you going to use it for a penis enlargement?

I assure you that I have no issues in that department....but if it's still not enough, I can use one of your 14" strap-ons.

[davbrucas]

I hear you, but it's a sad reality. Kids will eat you homeless though, so I don't blame you for hitting up the corral.

Shhh...we dont allow sensible discussion in these threads.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

I assure you that I have no issues in that department....but if it's still not enough, I can use one of your 14" strap-ons.

nah I will pass, I have to wash my hair that day

[davbrucas]

nah I will pass, I have to wash my hair that day

OTH...

[LS1Goat]

Considering the ever growing statistics of Obesity in America, you'd better find a way to cope with this Obesophobia of yours. We're a culture of excess and self-indulgence. Driven by consumerism. Busy parents that will get their kids fast food because it's more convenient that cooking. Hereditary factors involving a good chunk of people. Schools eliminating PE class.

It's a society ill that's a dead end road. Sorry, doc. Learn to embrace the blubber.