Adventures in selling appliances

[DON SVO]

You have way more patients than I do...

That's why he's a doctor and you aren't.

[yellowstang]

That's why he's a doctor and you aren't.

Theirs always someone whose a smart alec, just ready to point out errors...

[Forever_frost]

Im sure frost considers both an insult. I bet frost gets excited when shit like this happens. Hes so fucking pumped up right now hoping some shit pops off.

Like seriously, those dope heads dont realize who they're fucking with. Its like the pulp fiction part with Jules and the robber. Frost didnt buy back a washer and drier, he bought their lives for 150!!!

I ran through a drill with the wife, double checked the battery on the phone in the security room and did a walk through. I don't want violence but I am prepared for it. My reasoning for giving him the money back was that he looked dumb enough to try something. I see it as buying his life

[Roscoe]

Theirs always someone whose a smart alec, just ready to point out errors...

#winning

[prostock1]

That's why he's a doctor and you aren't.

It's the interweb, really Al Gore created it

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Are they stupid enough to just call from the same # and hang up? How do you know it is them calling and hanging up?

[HarrisonTX]

They have been calling today and hanging up when we answer. Not answering the phone for a few days and keeping my eyes peeled.

As it's been said they're obviously coming to rob you. How fucking exciting.
But who does the call and hangup trick? Who even has a land line anymore?

It won't run with the door open? What morons. If that was a real complaint it takes about 30 seconds to wire that door switch closed.

[Forever_frost]

Are they stupid enough to just call from the same # and hang up? How do you know it is them calling and hanging up?

I have caller ID and they are using the same phone they set up the deal with.

[yellowstang]

As it's been said they're obviously coming to rob you. How fucking exciting.
But who does the call and hangup trick? Who even has a land line anymore?

It won't run with the door open? What morons. If that was a real complaint it takes about 30 seconds to wire that door switch closed.

Or jam a little screw driver in hole where the plastic thing on the door closes the connection.

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[Forever_frost]

As it's been said they're obviously coming to rob you. How fucking exciting.
But who does the call and hangup trick? Who even has a land line anymore?

It won't run with the door open? What morons. If that was a real complaint it takes about 30 seconds to wire that door switch closed.

He spent 20 minutes telling me how his car was $2,000 and his kid something. I don't know. I pointed to my 'new' $300 truck and said "Dude, your car is 6 times the price of mine. Cry some more."

Again, I'm hoping he smokes some good crack and forgets my number. He really needs to understand that I do not want trouble and will go out of my way to avoid it but I will only back up so far. If he comes here and starts raising hell with his friends, my wife is taking her rifle and both kids to the security room, throwing the locks and calling 911. After that, I'm not concerned as my important assets are protected and I can handle myself.

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You have come a long way from the days of threatening to shoot a person if they took one step in your yard....

[Cooter]

bonus points if you yell this after the ass whooping, Jim

[Forever_frost]

I told him when he dropped them off that I was sorry it didn't work but, I'd probably be shooting them today. He started to say something about the 'extra $100 he was out' and I said "No dude. I'm going to blow these up, yall have a good day."

I mean seriously. I'm flying Gadsden flags, have signs warning about me shooting people, dogs that were trying to eat them through the fence and all of that. HOw hard is it to figure this out?

[Forever_frost]

You have come a long way from the days of threatening to shoot a person if they took one step in your yard....

I have a good therapist and she makes sure my medication levels are in line and the VA makes sure the wife keeps me up to date on my prescriptions