Don't mess around with electricity.

[YALE]

He cooked for half an hour? Holy balls

So the whole time he was just slowly making his way out of the pond?

He kind of kept falling back into it. Again, it was a sewage pond, so he kept falling into his own family's dookie water, and getting electrocuted by it.

[GT Fanatic]

Bill Engvall should visit this thread.

[4king]

Thats more common the people think about having a ground fault on pool light. Suck when you have any metal hand rails in the pool.

When I was younger there were a few stories of families being electrocuted by the pool light. My parents freaked and had ours completely disconnected by an electrician.

I've gotten hit by a few coils in my day, but they have never done anything more than tingle my arm.

Jeep with a cylinder 3 misfire, new plugs, new coil, new wires, still had an audible miss. Pulled the wire off it while the car was running and felt and heard it zap me 3 times, but still no change in the trucks idle. Sorry dude take it to a mechanic. 2010 wrangler

[Gasser64]

He cooked for half an hour? Holy balls

So the whole time he was just slowly making his way out of the pond?

[Broncojohnny]

Reminds me of watching those videos in mr. Elliots eletrical trades class and one that showed a guy that had his penis blown off from electrical accident.

I have almost had my penis blown off a few times and it was awesome!

[lincolnboy]

Someone should change Brents sn to stumpfucker.

Reminds me of watching those videos in mr. Elliots eletrical trades class and one that showed a guy that had his penis blown off from electrical accident.


Or maybe his name was Mr. Ebert. Or whatever teacher that was at Irving high

[lowthreeohz]

Someone should change Brents sn to stumpfucker.

[lincolnboy]

When I was getting ready to replace my pool light some dick wad offered to splice the wires under water and silicone them together if he couldn't get the wires out. I hired a different guy. The guy was like but I guarantee my work for the life of the light. Yeah fuck that.

Thats more common the people think about having a ground fault on pool light. Suck when you have any metal hand rails in the pool.

[bcoop]

You fucked Henry? Nasty...

Wrong limb...

One handed pussy at that!

Midgets are where it's at.

That's what I hear, but I's sad to say I haven't had the opportunity.

[Craizie]

Hey, you haven't lived until you've bagged an amputee.

Midgets are where it's at.

[davbrucas]

Hey, you haven't lived until you've bagged an amputee.

You fucked Henry? Nasty...

[Ruffdaddy]

Hey, you haven't lived until you've bagged an amputee.

And you havent been drunk until youve wet the bed.

[petyweestraw]

+1 to the bucket list.

[bcoop]

One handed pussy at that!

Hey, you haven't lived until you've bagged an amputee.

[lowthreeohz]

Come on Henry, you KNOW I've always had a steady stream of pussy.

One handed pussy at that!