Instant Turn-offs in Women......

[The King]

Hyphenated last name usually = instant bitch

[GSXRK5]

Smoking, the calling and having nothing to talk about BS, clingy girls, girls with no job and kids, the list goes on......

I thought you were married?

I thought I was, too.

[mustangguy289]

If she smokes, she pokes.

I don't want her to do the poking. That is my job!

[mustangguy289]

Pretty much women in general are a turn off as soon as they open their mouths. If they didn't have those amazing bodily features I'd probably be satisfied jerking off into a Petrie dish for the rest if my life. Sorry ladies. It's been a bad few months. And frankly a lot of you earn that reputation. If you disagree, you're probably one of the ones that would do better to stop talking.

I thought you were married?

[mustangguy289]

Smoking is my #1.
Followed by:

Lazy, bitching about stuff you can't help or change, cussing like a sailor, acting tough as if they were a man.

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm a hawk spotting it after the last 20 years I've had.

<------ Raises glass in the air.

[mstng86]

When I said earlier about acting completely helpless I mean they seem to think that anything out of the ordinary comes along I should deal with it.

Case in point...An insect. God damn, you kill it and get rid of it. Don't make me come from the other side of the house while I am watching my tv and tell me to kill a damn ant.

Don't expect me to get you out of every little issue you get yourself into.

Pretty much women in general are a turn off as soon as they open their mouths. If they didn't have those amazing bodily features I'd probably be satisfied jerking off into a Petrie dish for the rest if my life. Sorry ladies. It's been a bad few months. And frankly a lot of you earn that reputation. If you disagree, you're probably one of the ones that would do better to stop talking.

[TonyMCev]

when a chick acts like her shit does not stink...

she could be fine as hell in the looks department, but if she acts like she is God's gift to earth and men, it just makes me shake my head and move on...

and it makes chicks like this go apeshit when you do not hang on their every word and treat them like they feel they should be treated.

that being said, a semi-hot chick's stock goes way up if she has a great personality...

[Sean88gt]

Any chick with a cock is a turn off.

I'm going to go ahead and predict a post backfire coming.

[Mychael101]

You'd be surprised. When I was a kid my dad pointed out a scent to me and said "that chick had to douche this morning, probably bleeding." Ever since that point I've become so sort of x-man. I can detect when a chick is on the rag by scent, when one douches or when one just needs a shower. It's a curse.

They have to write you into the next script. That is one power that can do some real good!

[Racewerx]

Any chick with a cock is a turn off.

[slow55]

smoking is a deal breaker for me 100% of the time
Stuck up attitude, short hair, hell the list can go on and on

[Sean88gt]

This are instant turn offs, if you know what the puss is like instantly then you have bigger problems to worry about.

You'd be surprised. When I was a kid my dad pointed out a scent to me and said "that chick had to douche this morning, probably bleeding." Ever since that point I've become so sort of x-man. I can detect when a chick is on the rag by scent, when one douches or when one just needs a shower. It's a curse.