Instant Turn-offs in Women......

[VaderTT]

Any foul smells or any type of bad hygeine
hairy
acting like a dude
bad in bed
gingers
fat
controlling

[MILK]

white chicks that are ninja lovers....

Any chick that isn't a ninja that loves ninjas..LOL!!

[stangin4lyfe]

Fucked up grill
Bad breath
Smoking/dipping
Make-up abuser (That includes the chola sharpie eyebrows)
Prissy or goody-goody types
Unshaven legs, armpits, and other areas that should be at least trimmed
Dirty hair(I couldn't care less if you were having a good hair day yesterday, wash that shit!)
Filthy car interiors(I'm talking littered with miscellaneous fast food bags, wrappers, empty drink cups, etc)
Any ghettofabulousness or drama queens
Overall inadequate hygiene
Being completely dependent on others
Not keeping their place(house/apartment) even somewhat clean

I agree on all counts sir!

[Lone Sailor]

Fucked up grill
Bad breath
Smoking/dipping
Make-up abuser (That includes the chola sharpie eyebrows)
Prissy or goody-goody types
Unshaven legs, armpits, and other areas that should be at least trimmed
Dirty hair(I couldn't care less if you were having a good hair day yesterday, wash that shit!)
Filthy car interiors(I'm talking littered with miscellaneous fast food bags, wrappers, empty drink cups, etc)
Any ghettofabulousness or drama queens
Overall inadequate hygiene
Being completely dependent on others
Not keeping their place(house/apartment) even somewhat clean

[mstng86]

What about the chick that asks how she looks when she gets dressed, or does this make me look fat?

Ughhh you look like you did 5 minutes ago, except with clothes on.

The lincoln and his wife commercial fucking makes me laugh. I have had that predicament. I don't like to lie, so if my wife says does she look fat in something, I may wait a long time to answer or give out uhhh no.


I guess the other thing is chicks that think you THINK like a woman. They will start talking to you about something you don't give a shit about, and then get mad if you don't know what they are talking about or act like you don't want to talk about it.

[turbostang]

Me to . I also hate no it all , done it all chicks . I am way to cocky to put up with a cocky chick . I also hate when they feel the need to call when they have nothing to talk about . I don't need to talk to you just to talk to you . Don't get mad when I don't call you , if I had something to tell or ask you I would . The worst is when you will be seeing them in 10 minutes and they think they need to talk to you before that so they call . Can you tell I hate cell phones ?

Jim for president!

You'd be surprised. When I was a kid my dad pointed out a scent to me and said "that chick had to douche this morning, probably bleeding." Ever since that point I've become so sort of x-man. I can detect when a chick is on the rag by scent, when one douches or when one just needs a shower. It's a curse.

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..only from you Sean! LMFAO!

..... If they didn't have those amazing bodily features I'd probably be satisfied jerking off into a Petrie dish for the rest if my life. ...

LMFAO!

white chicks that are ninja lovers....

Oh man.. you guys are killing me. LMFAO!

.....or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

Pure greatness..

You guys hit all the high notes, I don't have anything to add.

[BradM]

Didn't read the replies but, I can't stand a woman who loves to be labeled a "bitch".

[Raskal]

if she drinks from the bottle I'm out. Beer included.

Bottle of milk, 2 liter bottle of soda, bottle of vodka or whatever.. I could understand this.

But I love me a chick that is down for beers, it's annoying and as expensive as fuck to have to buy mixed drinks while out. Or keep a bottle of whatever at the house as i don't really drink any liquor on the frequent.

[LS1Goat]

Poor hygiene.

[lxturbo]

Well said soo far !!

Stinky snatch
smokers
no common sense
needy bishes

[soap]

i hate stuck up bitch's. or women who try to hard to act like a 'lady'

Done hearing the deadbeat dad stories and not wanting to see a c-section scar or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

Fucking quality.

[Mychael101]

I think the most obvious is a chick with fuck trophies. I see just one and I move on, no matter what. Done hearing the deadbeat dad stories and not wanting to see a c-section scar or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

[Frank]

i'm all about a trophy wife, hell my first wife hasn't been born yet, but she will keep a big toe in each hand for me at all times. Along with being constantly reminded she's a guest in my home and totally replaceable

FURNITURE!

Some i haven't seen covered. Chics who keep really disgusting cars (trashed with fast food wrappers, cups, whatever, trashed apartments/houses. THAT does not improve.

Militant vegans,
Highly "educated" know-it-all chics that have no street smarts,
Chics who smack gum, eat Fritos/CornNuts/Sunflower seeds/chew/dip/smoke
No sense of humor

Glad I'm not out there on the prowl anymore. I would be as bitter as Talisman.

[347Mike]

I would not say this is an instant turn off. But a turn off when you get to that point.
If the carpet on the bottom does not match upper carpet. The lower carpet should be removed from said girl. Just sayin.

Unless it is, green, purple, or sunshine pink, then that is the least of my concerns