“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s piz...

[Txstang1]

that ain't shit, i know a guy that pissed in a 5 gallon bucket of pizza sauce at pizza inn.

[lincolnboy]

We know you'll jerk off to either.

Hell yeah. My motto is use it or lose it.

[scootro]

You don't watch them roll out the dough or prep the toppings.

tomato sauce/piss/spit

[line-em-up]

Pizza and meatballz,

[smrr1]

You don't watch them roll out the dough or prep the toppings.

True....i'm still alive.

[smrr1]

So how did they find out he did that.

Local news said a customer placed a late order over the phone and the kid was mad so he did it. The customer walked in the door as he was doing it.

[Zfan]

What's the world coming too, tea bagging the pizza's.

[racrguy]

What's the world coming too, tea bagging the pizza's.

Shit, man. This ain't nothing new. This kid was just dumb enough to get caught doing it.

[0393gt]

Shit, man. This ain't nothing new. This kid was just dumb enough to get caught doing it.

No shit, I've had to stop a few of my employees from putting their dong on a pizza.