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  • What's the proper way to open these fricken things?

    I swear, I get about 2 or 3 outa 10 right, the others I end up fighting, then getting scissors out and just cut the top of the fucken bag open. I know there is a right/wrong way to do this, but I never can remember the right way, and seems once you start wrong, it stays fucked up!

    Gonna fire up the grill in about 2 hours and start this turkey!



  • #2
    With your bare hands, like a god damned man.

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    • #3
      Don't light it inside, bro.

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      • #4
        Pull the string sewn on the bag. If you pull the correct side it will pull easy.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          With your bare hands, like a god damned man.
          I can rip it open, no problem. I'd prefer to have the string just easily unfold itself tho! I hate these fucken things!

          Originally posted by Craizie View Post
          Don't light it inside, bro.
          Why? I need it to warm up the living room, and have no firewood. Plus I can cook inside where it's warmer. I see no downside!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
            Pull the string sewn on the bag. If you pull the correct side it will pull easy.
            Yeah, but how do you know what the right side is? There has to be a way to look at the threads and say, pull this way... It's so easy when you do it right!

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            • #7
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              • #8
                ^^ Thanks!
                Wish I woulda seen this before I did it just now, but after 3 tries, I got it! Took 3 tries, almost thought I fucked it up, but then it just pulled right off!

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                • #9
                  "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                  • #10
                    I like to practice in stores.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                      I like to practice in stores.
                      Ha!

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                      • #12
                        Tiny strings befuddle yellowstang.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          With your bare hands, like a god damned man.
                          that's how I roll....

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
                            that's how I roll....
                            That's how my last bag looked!

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