Neighbor parking issues.

[Tremor14]

[Tremor14]

^rotflmao

[racrguy]

Do donuts in his yard and fuck his old lady. That'll teach 'em.

[mustang_revival]

if i hear the word easement again..

[The King]

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am. I asked him last wknd please don't drive on grass. Have not fixed the rut yet been busy but if I fix it and he's up on there again it's hoa time. Im a good guy very easy to get along with. Really don't wanna mess with hoa shit if I don't have to

You could invoke that 10 to 1 rule, if you're a bona fide fisk taker.

[Ruffdaddy]

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am. I asked him last wknd please don't drive on grass. Have not fixed the rut yet been busy but if I fix it and he's up on there again it's hoa time. Im a good guy very easy to get along with. Really don't wanna mess with hoa shit if I don't have to

Always get the hoa involved...thats what you pay them for.

[bcoop]

Always get the hoa involved...thats what you pay them for.

I think you give the neighbor a chance to correct first, then go to HOA if he ignores it. Which he obviously has.


Too many people run to the HOA first, because they're scared to grow a pair and have a nice conversation with a neighbor they don't know. This is a huge contributing factor to overbearing HOAs.

[Fourx4Brad]

Phuck this

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am.

Search craigslist.
Buy fire hydrant.
Place fire hydrant in front yard next to rut.

Enjoy tasty beverages.
Call local PD.

Kickback and watch brodozer squirm when PD arrives with tickets.
After PD leaves move hydrant to backyard for dogs recreation.



Step 1 - Done!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=hydrant

[Ruffdaddy]

I think you give the neighbor a chance to correct first, then go to HOA if he ignores it. Which he obviously has.


Too many people run to the HOA first, because they're scared to grow a pair and have a nice conversation with a neighbor they don't know. This is a huge contributing factor to overbearing HOAs.

HOAs give them a warning a first time anyways, and set the precedence sooner. I typically go to someone first, but dont believe at all that it should be the norm if there's already an established rule.

The asshole is already being inconsiderate... I'm not going out of my way to play nice guy when someone else is already being a dick.

[samuel642000]

While is truck is still there go to Home Depot and buy a bag of pea gravel. Spread it out on top of the grass by brodozer, then weed eat/mow aiming the rocks at his truck. Done deal.

[s1lv3r]

Also, if someone parks in front if your house and isn't blocking access to the walk up to your house, or your driveway, or your mailbox, then there's really nothing that can be done.

This is the truth. I went through something similar to this at my other house. The only thing the cop could do was site them for parking facing the opposite direction of the flow of traffic which he did. They then parked correctly (facing the direction of traffic) but still in front of our house.

[YALE]

While is truck is still there go to Home Depot and buy a bag of pea gravel. Spread it out on top of the grass by brodozer, then weed eat/mow aiming the rocks at his truck. Done deal.

Step #1 in every prank (revenge or otherwise) should always be "don't go to jail."

[BMCSean]

You need a brodozer to park on top of his brodozer, pm white88.

[Forever_frost]

If it isn't private property why does everyone mow it? Serious question.

I don't cut mine. Once a year, the county comes by with a batwing mower and knocks it down.

[samuel642000]

Step #1 in every prank (revenge or otherwise) should always be "don't go to jail."

I was just mowing, I really feel bad about what happened to his truck...