Thinking of taking a dump, then showering...

[BoostedD1]

update:

The "saving the toilet paper method" worked great... This morning I had to take another dump and didn't have time to shower again. Unfortunately I had the "buttery ass" symptoms before too long. Apparently I was constipated and went through half a roll of toilet paper trying to get a "clean pass".

I had forgotten I had my son's wipes in the diaper bag in my car... When I got to work it was a stinging relief but I was successful...

[lincolnboy]

I hate pooping before showering and then getting the urge to have to go during my shower.

[BMCSean]

Stop putting your thumb in your ass...

[lincolnboy]

Stop putting your thumb in your ass...

I love it when my chick does it to me when i bust a nut

[TeeShock]

The real question is.... is it possible to not pee while you crap

[lincolnboy]

The real question is.... is it possible to not pee while you crap

Ever coughed or sneezed while pooping.

[TeeShock]

Ever coughed or sneezed while pooping.

Both eyes OPEN

[Chuck_Finley]

heathens!

This is why I had a disposal installed in the shower.

Kramer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz2MXLPU7dw