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Most of us have a whole folder of those photos, ya know, just in case.Originally posted by Denny View PostProof pics are not valid without a "Go Fuck Yourself, Denny" sign in them. A can of Dr Pepper works well too."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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So now, in the middle of a gun battle, we need to unlock our phone, activate the video, grab a nearby Dr Pepper can, run over, set it next to one or two of the active shooters. Maybe get a selfie. Then, when the police arrive, stash it up someone's rear?
Sorry. Got it for next time thou.2004 Z06 Commemorative Ed.
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Well, you're making it sound more like a chore than an adventure.Originally posted by mschmoyer View PostSo now, in the middle of a gun battle, we need to unlock our phone, activate the video, grab a nearby Dr Pepper can, run over, set it next to one or two of the active shooters. Maybe get a selfie. Then, when the police arrive, stash it up someone's rear?
Sorry. Got it for next time thou.
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Not to mention the fact that he left out the part about making a quill pen from the freshly acquired right wing feather of a Red Tailed Hawk, and then, on a piece of the finest parchment available, carefully penning "Copulate with thine self, Master Dennis."Originally posted by Denny View PostWell, you're making it sound more like a chore than an adventure."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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u wot m8?Originally posted by jammeejamm View Postbetter believe that gay sex will be the best you ever fucking had.
it will change you.
Pretty sure this thread took a hard turn off to the uncomfortable and awkward.Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."
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