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  • #61
    I cant fathom how low I would have to sink in order to aspire to be a trucker.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
      I cant fathom how low I would have to sink in order to aspire to be a trucker.
      I just like to smell good way too much.

      God bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
        I cant fathom how low I would have to sink in order to aspire to be a trucker.
        <----Haz class A license...
        Originally posted by Silverback
        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
          <----Haz class A license...
          But you arent a trucker, dreaming about jacking off to the view over the hood of a long nosed Pete.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
            But you arent a trucker
            Truf!
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
              Truf!
              And you're not a passive-aggressive piece of shit, Henry.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                And you're not a passive-aggressive piece of shit, Henry.
                We talking about Rick Mo'pena or another Henry?
                2012 GT500

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                • #68
                  I must live in a bubble as I had never heard of a lot lizard.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by 564826 View Post
                    I must live in a bubble as I had never heard of a lot lizard.
                    Thing about a bubble, one prick and it's all gone.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by 564826 View Post
                      I must live in a bubble as I had never heard of a lot lizard.
                      Truck-stop Prostitutes.. Do you even google, bro?

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        And you're not a passive-aggressive piece of shit, Henry.
                        As usual, you ain't never told not lie, Sean!

                        Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                        We talking about Rick Mo'pena or another Henry?
                        We're talking about Henry. That Rick Modena mothufucker, he doesn't give a two fucks about any moron, post whoring, fuckstick or pathological liar on this website.

                        Now Henry, that guy is a cool as the other side of the pillow...
                        Originally posted by Silverback
                        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                        • #72
                          I like them both! Neither one has banned me yet, unlike that ginger bastard. They also have great taste in bbq and burgers.
                          Last edited by BMCSean; 06-01-2015, 02:09 PM. Reason: Edited by Leah

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Chili View Post
                            Truck-stop Prostitutes.. Do you even google, bro?
                            Oh I googled! I just hadn't heard of the term before my google.

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                            • #74
                              I got banned by rick once for

                              "O rly?"

                              Made my weekend....got a solid laugh from that one i did.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by 564826 View Post
                                Oh I googled! I just hadn't heard of the term before my google.
                                Haha. Gotcha!

                                My dad was a truck driver for 30+ years (though always regional, never long haul), so I grew up hearing all of the trucker lingo and shit talking.

                                Then I was on the finance side of that industry for 10+ years.

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