Research Shows Cocaine And Heroin Are Less Addictive Than Oreos

[lincolnboy]

Next time you reach for another slice of cheese, don’t be so hard on yourself. Researchers have recently discovered the dairy product is as addictive as drugs.

[S_K]

Worst part about this ... We paid for this "research" with our tax dollars.

[93LXHORSE]

Okay, I got some Oreos today. Who the fuck eats theses things? They taste like lard mixed with huge amounts of sugar and the cookie part was not worth a damn.

Yes but when you cook one up in a spoon and inject it, you will see what all the fuss is about.

[svauto-erotic855]

Okay, I got some Oreos today. Who the fuck eats theses things? They taste like lard mixed with huge amounts of sugar and the cookie part was not worth a damn.

[svauto-erotic855]

I avoid anything with added sugar whenever I can, and stopped drinking beer several years back to prevent diabetes and not become a raging fattie. Fatness just causes too many problems, grossness being among the most significant.

I shall not give up my cheese however.

Not to mention that fucking would be pretty tough if you were obese.

Like you I will never even consider giving up cheese.

[The King]

I avoid anything with added sugar whenever I can, and stopped drinking beer several years back to prevent diabetes and not become a raging fattie. Fatness just causes too many problems, grossness being among the most significant.

I shall not give up my cheese however.

[svauto-erotic855]

So you're a communist.

Hardly; I am a very principled libertarian and borderline anarchist. My younger brother is a communist.

[Cooter]

oh, and Oreos fall under "wrapped candy" to me...

it would be like wasting my alcohol sobriety with Miller Lite or something.

[Cooter]

Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.

I was allowed sugar as a kid and definitely partook too often! LOL

as a teen and on into adulthood, I always championed the fact that "I don't have a sweet tooth. I prefer savory foods", etc. etc. etc.

Aaaaand then I quit drinking alcohol!

Thankfully, twenty years of very few sweets has helped train me how to act as far as sweets are concerned. We don't really buy the shit or keep it in the house. But yeah, ever since I stopped drinking, I can definitely knock down a good desert!

I don't do sodas or wrapped candy. But a good quality made desert is high on the want list these days LOL

[Baron Von Crowder]

Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.

Well get you a glass of milk and discover life!

[mstng86]

Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.

So you're a communist.

[svauto-erotic855]

wait, you've never eaten an oreo cookie?

Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I will have to try them since they are the only one that will not get you locked up.

wait, you've never eaten an oreo cookie?

[svauto-erotic855]

oreos.

I will have to try them since they are the only one that will not get you locked up.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Of the 3 which do you like the best?

oreos.