$@%^&#! Telemarketers.

[jefehbk]

I like to become as offensive as I can be, and in some cases even push what I think are the boundaries for good taste. I asked one lady if she wanted to be in a snuff film and had to explain what it was. Complete silence followed by "ohhhh lord...." in a hushed tone.

^^^this^^^

I am as raunchy as I can be on the phone with telemarketers. I will say stuff that I have to ask for forgiveness for the next day.

[0 GT 2]

I feel for you. When we opened up the nutrition shop last fall they instantly started calling. If it's any consolation they died off after a month or so.

[UserX]

[Treasure Chest]

I think of that episode every time one of those fuckers calls!

[Treasure Chest]

I feel for you. When we opened up the nutrition shop last fall they instantly started calling. If it's any consolation they died off after a month or so.

I almost expect it with a business, but this was opened as a residential line, not a business line.

[1carcrazyguy]

Just answer the phone like your out of breath. Then ask the agent on the line "What time do you have sex?" They reply something to the effect of "WWWWWhat, I, I don't know"......Then you say "Well I want to know what time you have sex so I can call and interupt you".

They tend to not call back after that!!!

[ceyko]

When I had a home phone and they asked for someone....I'd pretend cry and pretend like they just died.

[2011GT]

Who still uses land lines? You must be old

[Treasure Chest]

Who still uses land lines? You must be old

Lmao. I got the LAN line because my CMO gave some random physician my cell number, and I had a Korean from California calling me on a snow day, pissed because his eRx software didn't work!

[GrayStangGT]

Who still uses land lines? You must be old

People with a business that makes money