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char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
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I would like to know how he didn't have alcohol in his system because no sober and mentally stable person would do that. Horray for free health for everybody!De Oppresso Liber. -
patient reported that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which entered his rectum.
class joke
{
private:
char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
double Peas, Carrots;
string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
};Comment
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What in god's green earth were you looking for when you found this?sigpicComment
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My wife is a nurse and she was telling me a story. I told her "no, way". She said there are many documents stories.Originally posted by WildBill View Postclass joke
{
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char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
double Peas, Carrots;
string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
};Comment
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Bahahahaha! He was kept overnight. Can't you just see the nursing staff at shift change, "And you've been assigned to the concrete enema guy in room 204..."Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View PostComment
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If you work in a hospital don't take the folder with a chief complaint of FBIA. foreign body in anus.De Oppresso Liber.Comment
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OuchComment
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"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?"Comment
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Its the cover stories that used to make me laugh. Yeah, see there I was working on the vacuum cleaner in the nude when all of a sudden it came on! And that's how my dick got stuck in the rollers of a vacuum cleaner.Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View PostComment
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OMG ya'll are wrong as hell ! LOL89 mustang coupe at the house now ..... SOLD
97 F-250 HD crew cab shorty 4x4 overfueled for your pleasure ................
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Ok, so if I am reading this right, not only did he have concrete poured in his ass, but he also had a PING PONG BALL?????
Too bad the attending physician didn't just put a 48hr hold on him and send him for a psych consult anyway.
I know when I was working ambulances, I went in to the ER once and the doc pulled me aside and told me I had to go look at the X-Ray he had on the lights. So I go around the corner and see a lower abdominal x-ray with "something" that should not be there. Doc comes over and I asked what the hell I was looking at?? Doc says it is a can of shaving cream, and not one of those little travel ones either. This person had shoved a full size can of Barbasol shaving cream up his ass.
So I guess I am not surprised too much by this, but DAMN!!
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