Breaking a lease

[lincolnboy]

I've got a mother in law room with its own bath you guys can stay in for $1000 a month.

You can come rent my house for $1,400 a month, but its in Euless.

[Tx Redneck]

[abecx]

I emailed the corporate office for our property. I want out of the lease, no 60 days notice, no relent fee. I'm so angry right now, this is bullshit.

[yellowstang]

Start cooking smelly foods, fight back!

[abecx]

Fuck this place. We come home from runway rivalry, and our apartment smells like they were smoking weed IN it. Fuck this place. Called the cops again. They come out, said they cant do anything even if they answer the door and the place smells like weed.

FUCK THIS PLACE.

[Broncojohnny]

We're looking to spend more than that just to get a run of the mill 3k sqfter in a decent neighborhood. Nice enough, but nothing to be in love with.

One of the reasons I only visit California. Love the weather and the scenery, hate just about every other imaginable aspect.

[Big A]

It could be worse, my wife is in love with some $550K house over here. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

We're looking to spend more than that just to get a run of the mill 3k sqfter in a decent neighborhood. Nice enough, but nothing to be in love with.

[abecx]

if thats what it takes to get you two back together, I'll tell you the address

[46Tbird]

You had young stoner chicks living below you and kicked them out? Where did they end up?

[abecx]

but no swinging bro!

Damn fuck that then.

Well, were they hot?

They were young enough that thinking they were hot would be disgusting. My leg probably weighed more than they do.

So you evicted young, pot-smoking hotties?

I dont give a shit what you do in your own home, until it invades mine.

[Baba Ganoush]

So you evicted young, pot-smoking hotties?

What a square. Please vacate Sachse immediately. We don't need you fuckin up our town with your moral mumbo jumbo, sonovabitch.

[blandnuts]

Well, were they hot?

[Silverback]

I've got a spare room in the area you can rent... but no swinging bro!

[Silverback]

did you know you can get a house for that much a month?

just kidding

[4king]

You should just move into a trailer park. It's like renting an apartment except your not, and the only thing you have to deal with are rats and twisters.