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I understand hyperbole but what you just said either makes no sense or it went completely over my head.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein. -
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I would say solid brag but, well.... You can't hit a grand slam every time.Originally posted by svo855 View PostComment
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"Atom Heart Mother" and "Meddle" sales were deplorable, so Pink Floyd asked SVO to write a song or two. The result was "Wish You Were Here" and "Dark Side of the Moon."Comment
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That would be very impressive considering I was hardly out of diapers when that album came out. Funny thing though; the song dark side of the moon is one of my earliest memories along with seeing a Saturn V launching but not from the same incident.Originally posted by Big A View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Oh horseshit! You cannot have memories when you were young! They were clearly implanted.Comment
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"grassy knoll "
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Very possible but implanted by whom is the real question.Originally posted by Scott Mc View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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What if he wore diapers until he was 7 or 8?Originally posted by Scott Mc View PostI don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.Comment
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That was just my excuse to be able to continue breast feeding and the reason I am an ass man today.Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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President Bush will reveal SVO855 flew both planes into the towers.Comment
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Hell, he safely landed Flight 93."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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I thought the most interesting man.... No I mean SVO retired?Comment
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I was trying my best but the batteries in the remote were going dead. It had been a long morning and stupid Dick Cheney forgot to pack spares. He fucked up again by giving me the wrong directions for the hurricane machine that caused Katrina; I was supposed to make it hit just west of N.O. but nailed it dead center instead. I secretly believe he did that one on purpose; something about getting back at a tranny hooker who "Fooled" him once.Originally posted by helosailor View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Every year Santa Claus goes to sleep extra early on Dec 23 in anticipation of SVO's delivery of all of the boys and girls toys for Christmas.Comment
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