And then .. SVO said

[mstng86]

Every year Santa Claus goes to sleep extra early on Dec 23 in anticipation of SVO's delivery of all of the boys and girls toys for Christmas.

[svauto-erotic855]

Hell, he safely landed Flight 93.

I was trying my best but the batteries in the remote were going dead. It had been a long morning and stupid Dick Cheney forgot to pack spares. He fucked up again by giving me the wrong directions for the hurricane machine that caused Katrina; I was supposed to make it hit just west of N.O. but nailed it dead center instead. I secretly believe he did that one on purpose; something about getting back at a tranny hooker who "Fooled" him once.

[AnthonyS]

I thought the most interesting man.... No I mean SVO retired?

[helosailor]

Hell, he safely landed Flight 93.

[mstng86]

President Bush will reveal SVO855 flew both planes into the towers.

[svauto-erotic855]

What if he wore diapers until he was 7 or 8?

That was just my excuse to be able to continue breast feeding and the reason I am an ass man today.

[LANTIRN]

Oh horseshit! You cannot have memories when you were young! They were clearly implanted.

What if he wore diapers until he was 7 or 8?

[svauto-erotic855]

Oh horseshit! You cannot have memories when you were young! They were clearly implanted.

Very possible but implanted by whom is the real question.

[TRAILBLAZER]

"grassy knoll "

Not going to say anymore

[Scott Mc]

Oh horseshit! You cannot have memories when you were young! They were clearly implanted.

[svauto-erotic855]

"Atom Heart Mother" and "Meddle" sales were deplorable, so Pink Floyd asked SVO to write a song or two. The result was "Wish You Were Here" and "Dark Side of the Moon."

That would be very impressive considering I was hardly out of diapers when that album came out. Funny thing though; the song dark side of the moon is one of my earliest memories along with seeing a Saturn V launching but not from the same incident.

[Big A]

"Atom Heart Mother" and "Meddle" sales were deplorable, so Pink Floyd asked SVO to write a song or two. The result was "Wish You Were Here" and "Dark Side of the Moon."

[Scott Mc]

The only time traveling that I ever did was done to find and impregnate Magnus's mother when she was young. A move that I will never regret.

I would say solid brag but, well.... You can't hit a grand slam every time.

[mstng86]

[svauto-erotic855]

Hell, he struck out Bugs Bunny!

I understand hyperbole but what you just said either makes no sense or it went completely over my head.