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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by Matt View Post
    thread sucks without tit pics

    Sorry to disappoint you but the last time time saw Celeste was in 1985. Even if I had had a tit picture it would have fallen apart like the other ones have.

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  • Murph Tang
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    Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
    I have been down that road. Normally I end up fucking them plus I really have no need for one.
    Your the Texas version of Matt Leblanc on Episodes.

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  • Matt
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    thread sucks without tit pics

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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by 1carcrazyguy View Post
    I think more along the lines of freshmen in high school posting from a 1986 Dell in a cold basement.....
    Highschool ended for me more then 30 years ago.

    Oddly enough I have about a dozen old 286 and 386 laptops that I use to tune the cars that I have Haltechs on. I do not even know if you could conect to the net with one.

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  • 1carcrazyguy
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    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    I picture him like this:



    I think more along the lines of freshmen in high school posting from a 1986 Dell in a cold basement.....

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  • 1carcrazyguy
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    Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post

    People tell me that I seem very normal until you really get to know me and I start talking.
    Lol.....and yet again.....you don't say!

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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by 1carcrazyguy View Post
    You don't say......


    Says the only guy that is living a movie!
    I have a buddy who would be a better person to make a movie about.

    People tell me that I seem very normal until you really get to know me and I start talking.

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  • Sean88gt
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    I picture him like this:

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  • 1carcrazyguy
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    Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
    My story gets weirder.....


    You don't say......


    Says the only guy that is living a movie!

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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by BMCSean View Post
    Plot twist, it was really a dude!!!!!!
    She either had a very tiny dick or a huge clit.

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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by Murph Tang View Post
    You know a therapist would probably take you in for free.
    I have been down that road. Normally I end up fucking them plus I really have no need for one.

    Edit: her daughter tracked me down in my mid 20s and wanted to spend time with me as a way to know a little more about her mother. She smelled like her mother and I could hardly get in the same room as her without getting a raging hardon.
    Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 12-09-2016, 01:40 PM.

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  • Murph Tang
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    Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
    I tried to fuck her daughter with no luck.
    You know a therapist would probably take you in for free.

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  • BMCSean
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    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    Why would you keep her ashes?

    [internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!
    Plot twist, it was really a dude!!!!!!

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  • Rick Modena
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  • svauto-erotic855
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    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    Why would you keep her ashes?

    [internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!
    What else should I do with them? If I ever get a place to live the rest of my days at I plan to scatter them around the place.

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