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[svauto-erotic855]

thread sucks without tit pics

Sorry to disappoint you but the last time time saw Celeste was in 1985. Even if I had had a tit picture it would have fallen apart like the other ones have.

[Murph Tang]

I have been down that road. Normally I end up fucking them plus I really have no need for one.

Your the Texas version of Matt Leblanc on Episodes.

[Matt]

thread sucks without tit pics

[svauto-erotic855]

I think more along the lines of freshmen in high school posting from a 1986 Dell in a cold basement.....

Highschool ended for me more then 30 years ago.

Oddly enough I have about a dozen old 286 and 386 laptops that I use to tune the cars that I have Haltechs on. I do not even know if you could conect to the net with one.

[1carcrazyguy]

I picture him like this:

I think more along the lines of freshmen in high school posting from a 1986 Dell in a cold basement.....

[1carcrazyguy]

People tell me that I seem very normal until you really get to know me and I start talking.

Lol.....and yet again.....you don't say!

[svauto-erotic855]

You don't say......


Says the only guy that is living a movie!

I have a buddy who would be a better person to make a movie about.

People tell me that I seem very normal until you really get to know me and I start talking.

[Sean88gt]

I picture him like this:

[1carcrazyguy]

My story gets weirder.....

You don't say......


Says the only guy that is living a movie!

[svauto-erotic855]

Plot twist, it was really a dude!!!!!!

She either had a very tiny dick or a huge clit.

[svauto-erotic855]

You know a therapist would probably take you in for free.

I have been down that road. Normally I end up fucking them plus I really have no need for one.

Edit: her daughter tracked me down in my mid 20s and wanted to spend time with me as a way to know a little more about her mother. She smelled like her mother and I could hardly get in the same room as her without getting a raging hardon.

[Murph Tang]

I tried to fuck her daughter with no luck.

You know a therapist would probably take you in for free.

[BMCSean]

Why would you keep her ashes?

[internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!

Plot twist, it was really a dude!!!!!!

[Rick Modena]

[svauto-erotic855]

Why would you keep her ashes?

[internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!

What else should I do with them? If I ever get a place to live the rest of my days at I plan to scatter them around the place.