16 Goes into 23

[Sean88gt]

Why would you keep her ashes?

[internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!

[Big Dad]

My story gets weirder. She wrote to me every few days for years. She died with my name on her lips. She was in Germany and was struck by a car while going out to dinner. She bleed to death from a ruptured spleen and told her friends to tell me that she loved me. It took them awhile to figure out who she was talking about. She left me in her will and I have her ashes. I had to fess up to my dad that I had been boneing her. I have never seen him laugh so hard. Meeting her kids and ex husband was also kind of ackward; I tried to fuck her daughter with no luck. Normally I do not mention her death when I talk about her.

[svauto-erotic855]

My story gets weirder. She wrote to me every few days for years. She died with my name on her lips. She was in Germany and was struck by a car while going out to dinner. She bleed to death from a ruptured spleen and told her friends to tell me that she loved me. It took them awhile to figure out who she was talking about. She left me in her will and I have her ashes. I had to fess up to my dad that I had been boneing her. I have never seen him laugh so hard. Meeting her kids and ex husband was also kind of ackward; I tried to fuck her daughter with no luck. Normally I do not mention her death when I talk about her.

[slow99]

Good god

[Sean88gt]

c'mon man... Pussy = Trouble

True, if you put it on a pedestal.

[svauto-erotic855]

lolz sure...

First the story lolz.

2nd the women benchpressing more than double her body weight hahahahahaha

I am just guessing at the top number; this was 30 something years ago. I remember her normal bench being the bar and 4 45s; sometime she would add a pair of 25s to that.

[Nate]

No. I lived in San Antonio and the neighbor was a flight surgeon in the Air Force and I believe that she was a Major. She was also a steroided up freak of a body builder who could bench more then twice her body weight. I think she was about 5'4" and 135 (purely guessing at her body weight) or so pounds and to this day she is the horniest bitch that I have ever had my hands on.

lolz sure...

First the story lolz.

2nd the women benchpressing more than double her body weight hahahahahaha

[svauto-erotic855]

Your mom moved away when you were 14? That stinks

No. I lived in San Antonio and the neighbor was a flight surgeon in the Air Force and I believe that she was a Major. She was also a steroided up freak of a body builder who could bench more then twice her body weight. I think she was about 5'4" and 135 (purely guessing at her body weight) or so pounds and to this day she is the horniest bitch that I have ever had my hands on.

[no4njnk]

I fucked an adult neighbor a few times per day all one summer when I was 14 and then moved away from her to the DFW area. It was two fucking years before I found anyone that could even come close to fucking the way she could and it turned me into the freak that I am today and truly warped my young mind. It was like going from 200mph to 1mph with no way of going any faster.

Your mom moved away when you were 14? That stinks

[svauto-erotic855]

He realized he set the bar WAY too high right off the bat and now can't live up to his own success.

I fucked an adult neighbor a few times per day all one summer when I was 14 and then moved away from her to the DFW area. It was two fucking years before I found anyone that could even come close to fucking the way she could and it turned me into the freak that I am today and truly warped my young mind. It was like going from 200mph to 1mph with no way of going any faster.

[bird_dog0347]

What kind of trouble would he get in?

c'mon man... Pussy = Trouble

[Sean88gt]

He is just saying anything to bail his ass out of trouble right now. At that age he is gonna roll on anyone for anything to stay out of trouble.

What kind of trouble would he get in?

[inline 6]

He is just saying anything to bail his ass out of trouble right now. At that age he is gonna roll on anyone for anything to stay out of trouble.

[helosailor]

He realized he set the bar WAY too high right off the bat and now can't live up to his own success.

The only trauma he'll have is from realizing that him running his mouth shut off the flow of pussy.

All of both of these!

It was all gonna be downhill after that anyway.

And I still LMAO at the notion of him being anything other than fucking ecstatic.

[Sean88gt]

The only trauma he'll have is from realizing that him running his mouth shut off the flow of pussy.