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“Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller” Is One Hell Of A Name And He Needs To Live Up To It
Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. That’s a once-in-a-lifetime name. A name reserved for a future president or an astronaut or a professional wrestler.
Unfortunately, the Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller of this story is no more than a low-level criminal who squandered his boss-ass name by catching some of the most vanilla charges of all time late last week.
Driving without a license? Driving without a seatbelt? Having no proof of liability insurance? These are “crimes” you commit while your redneck dad is teaching you to drive his F-150 at 8 years old, not something worthy of a Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller.
But just peruse this write-up from Miller’s arrest back in 2014 and you’ll see that what we have here is simply a case of a once-great man who’s lost his mojo.
Now THIS is some shit worthy of a Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. A Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller brings a hatchet to a fist fight. A Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller calls a dude a “snitch motherfucker” and threatens him in front of police officers.
These ticky-tack DMV charges? Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller’s better than that. And he knows it
Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. That’s a once-in-a-lifetime name. A name reserved for a future president or an astronaut or a professional wrestler.
Unfortunately, the Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller of this story is no more than a low-level criminal who squandered his boss-ass name by catching some of the most vanilla charges of all time late last week.
Arkansas police today arrested Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller for driving without a license and two separate vehicular charges.
Miller, 29, was nabbed by a state trooper and booked this afternoon into the Baxter County jail on $450 bond. In addition to the license count, Miller was cited for driving without a seatbelt and having no proof of liability insurance.
Miller, 29, was nabbed by a state trooper and booked this afternoon into the Baxter County jail on $450 bond. In addition to the license count, Miller was cited for driving without a seatbelt and having no proof of liability insurance.
But just peruse this write-up from Miller’s arrest back in 2014 and you’ll see that what we have here is simply a case of a once-great man who’s lost his mojo.
A man named Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller was arrested early yesterday following a drunken confrontation at an Iowa bar, police report.
Miller, 26, tussled with patrons at the Cheap Seats Sports Bar in Des Moines, according to cops. After departing the bar around 1 AM, he allegedly returned with a hatchet under his shirt, according to a Des Moines Police Department report.
Witness Brian Bates turned the hatchet over to police, saying, “He just dumped this in the bathroom when he came in. He had it under his shirt.” When cops questioned Miller about the hatchet, he became aggravated and yelled at Bates, “You snitch motherfucker, I know you, I’m going to get you.”
Miller, 26, tussled with patrons at the Cheap Seats Sports Bar in Des Moines, according to cops. After departing the bar around 1 AM, he allegedly returned with a hatchet under his shirt, according to a Des Moines Police Department report.
Witness Brian Bates turned the hatchet over to police, saying, “He just dumped this in the bathroom when he came in. He had it under his shirt.” When cops questioned Miller about the hatchet, he became aggravated and yelled at Bates, “You snitch motherfucker, I know you, I’m going to get you.”
These ticky-tack DMV charges? Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller’s better than that. And he knows it
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