Yahoo crazy story of the day....

[1carcrazyguy]

Plane makes emergency landing due to fight over one passenger who kept breaking wind.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/farting-passenger-forces-plane-emergency-185237663.html

[Shaggin Wagon]

Shitty story...

[BLAKE]

Man, that blows.

[Craizie]

Man, that blows.

Was that the title of the offender?

[1carcrazyguy]

Captain wind breaker

[cool cat]

Was that the title of the offender?

I would prefer people not mention my name.

[Craizie]

Captain wind breaker

That just makes me think of some Russian super hero in an Addias track suit.

[1carcrazyguy]

That just makes me think of some Russian super hero in an Addias track suit.

Until he breaks wind and ends up looking like the Michelin man.....

[Sean88gt]

I thought hot air rises?

Ugh...[inserts gun in my mouth]

[scootro]

....nsfw....

[pHILSANITY07]

someone's baking brownies

[TX_92_Notch]

A flight from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight broke out because one of the passengers wouldn’t stop breaking wind.

Fake news. They didn't land because someone farted up a storm. They landed because a fight broke out when passengers got tired of smelling his shit air over and over again and he wouldn't stop shitting himself.