whats up with fat girls and hair coloring?

[Gasser64]

Midgets terrify me.

Can't hardly drink a glass of water in the same room as a midget?

[Craizie]

Midgets terrify me.

What are they gonna do, make your dick look a little bigger in their hands?

[Craizie]

She’s not fat, she’s thick... but what if I told you I knew a specimen that ticked off every checkbox you put up, and she has natural EE cup titties?

Caveat: she has a lot of tattoos. None on the face though.

You've been holding out on me this whole time?

[Sean88gt]

Weird fuckers, chubby sure, midget nah

Midgets terrify me.

Yall need Jesus.

[BradM]

Yall need Jesus.

My lawn could use a trim...

[BradM]

What are they gonna do, make your dick look a little bigger in their hands?

I'm 6'5" 280. It's like that whole elephant and mouse thing.

[Craizie]

I'm 6'5" 280. It's like that whole elephant and mouse thing.

I'm not too far from ya, and I still want to fuck em.

[Gasser64]

To be fair, there's also a lot of ugly thin chicks with blue hair. At starbucks.

Any starbucks.

[BradM]

I'm not too far from ya, and I still want to fuck em.

Hell, I can't think of anything I wouldn't believe you would stick your dick in.

[Gasser64]

Hell, I can't think of anything I wouldn't believe you would stick your dick in.

I can. Stuff naynay would bang.

[AnthonyS]

To be fair, there's also a lot of ugly thin chicks with blue hair. At starbucks.

Any starbucks.

How many times do I need to tell you fuckers to get a nespresso machine? It solves many Starbucks related problems. However if you want to be surrounded by 3rd place people that shit themselves in public and have your coffee served by a Clinton loving blue haired anorexic skank bag, then continue to patron Starbucks.

[CexMashean]

Hell, I can't think of anything I wouldn't believe you would stick your dick in.

[Sean88gt]

I can. Stuff naynay would bang.

White chicks?

[Rick Modena]

The TAGS are off the hook, but that "mini me banged naynay" had me roLLin!

[93LXHORSE]

Spotted me a blue haired one just yesterday...