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  • We'll hear about this woman again, Darwin candidate

    WTF, how could you be this stupid! We will definitely hear about her in the news again, doing something even more stupid. Or should I say stupider?


    Woman thinks a 1/4 stick of dynamite is a candle, really???

    A woman in Connecticut blew her fingers off after mistaking a stick of dynamite for a candle, ABC New York station WABC reported. The woman's home -- on Lindley Street in Bridgeport, Connecticut — had lost power after a thunderstorm Thursday night, and the family came back from a trip to Home Depot empty-handed, since the store was closed, WABC reported, citing the Bridgeport Fire Marshal's Office. The victim lit a quarter-stick of dynamite and suffered serious injuries to her face and loss multiple fingers in her hands.

    Some of the comments are golden!
    Last edited by yellowstang; 09-09-2018, 08:59 AM.

  • #2
    Broken link
    "PSH!!!"

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    • #3
      Well, there were a mix of candles and dynamite in Chester Copperpot's bag and they looked nearly identical til they were lit.
      Originally posted by Marisa
      we women are all irrational and emotional and insane...some just hide it better than others.

      truth.

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      • #4
        So what's the problem? It lit the room up as they wanted

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        • #5
          Originally posted by red89notch View Post
          Well, there were a mix of candles and dynamite in Chester Copperpot's bag and they looked nearly identical til they were lit.
          It could have been a booty trap.

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          • #6
            I would have figured the fuse lighting and going down would be an indicator that yes, this is not a fucking candle.

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            • #7
              I guess that cake really blew her away!!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jw33 View Post
                It could have been a booty trap.
                I think you mean booby trap

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jewozzy View Post
                  I think you mean booby trap
                  Goonies, motherfucker!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TX_92_Notch View Post
                    Goonies, motherfucker!!

                    next response should have been, that's what I said...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jewozzy View Post
                      next response should have been, that's what I said...


                      Touché. I totally failed.

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