Man card for life

[SS Junk]

Further details the dude locked eyes with the cat, tried to make himself look bigger, cat went for the neck, dude blocked it with his forearm and grabbed a rock with his free hand and beat it over the head. Still not giving up dude mounted kitty's back and choked it out.
If it wasn't made clear what this was about the above could be thought of in an entirely different way. Hopefully he sends that cat to the taxidermist.

[bird_dog0347]

I wish these cougars would attack me.

Have you tried taking your dick out of the cows first?

[TX_92_Notch]

Hell yeah! Gonna start carrying my rifle in the truck now!

And yeah, can y'all remove the pic of squirting cougars?!?! Some of us read this stuff at work for crying out loud.

This. Not everyone is whacking it from their phone. Some of us are on 27" monitors for the world to see.

[soap]

Polish up your talking/flirting game, take a bath, put on some clean clothes, and hit the Shops at Legacy any day of the week or hit the Whole Foods on Preston Rd in Plano between 9:30am and noon on weekdays and you may get your wish.

With water? No way! I’ll get wet.

[BradM]

Hell yeah! Gonna start carrying my rifle in the truck now!

And yeah, can y'all remove the pic of squirting cougars?!?! Some of us read this stuff at work for crying out loud.

My parents live just north of Dorchester. It could easily have made to Van Alstyne by now. They didn't have enough time to get pics of it but they have pics of the tracks.

[soap]

Have you tried taking your dick out of the cows first?

Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?

[soap]

Anyway back to OP. If that was me I’d demand the cat back. Have it stuffed and it will be an awesome Conversation piece in my House.

[DON SVO]

Squirter cougar image removed.

Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?

Soap, quit doing dumb shit.

[TX_92_Notch]

Soap, quit doing bovine.

ftfy

[Ruffdaddy]

Handing out man cards simply for fighting for your own life?!

Had this man saved a woman or child from a lion by preemptively attacking it...sure. But he lost a stare down and had to save his own ass. Everyone knows that when it comes to cats you have to strike first and fast...the theyll scurry off.

[Juiced4v]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

[line-em-up]

I wish these cougars would attack me.

I thought you were a heifer man.

[TX_92_Notch]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

I saw 80 pounds in another article.

[Ruffdaddy]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

[Strychnine]

Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

First thought: "Come on now, I'm sure a game warden verified size..."

*went to google*

Second thought: "This ambiguous shit is why no one trusts the media"

possibly weighing about 80 pounds or more

6 words in that sentence, and 50% of them are vague as shit.