Man card for life

[TX_92_Notch]

I must have been busy flexing in a mirror, I missed this post.

Forum software needs the ability to 'mention' people, though SVO would have to turn off Mention notifications.

[BradM]

So what you're really saying is, BradM could whoop your buddy's ass...

I must have been busy flexing in a mirror, I missed this post.

[cool cat]

Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

You need to put that cat on the KETO diet...

[Strychnine]

Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

First thought: "Come on now, I'm sure a game warden verified size..."

*went to google*

Second thought: "This ambiguous shit is why no one trusts the media"

possibly weighing about 80 pounds or more

6 words in that sentence, and 50% of them are vague as shit.

[Ruffdaddy]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

Media said "estimated to be about 80lbs"

So it was MAYBE 50 lbs. My house cat is 21lbs.

[TX_92_Notch]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

I saw 80 pounds in another article.

[line-em-up]

I wish these cougars would attack me.

I thought you were a heifer man.

[Juiced4v]

Meh....how big was the damn thing...I head it was a baby cat

[Ruffdaddy]

Handing out man cards simply for fighting for your own life?!

Had this man saved a woman or child from a lion by preemptively attacking it...sure. But he lost a stare down and had to save his own ass. Everyone knows that when it comes to cats you have to strike first and fast...the theyll scurry off.

[TX_92_Notch]

Soap, quit doing bovine.

ftfy

[DON SVO]

Squirter cougar image removed.

Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?

Soap, quit doing dumb shit.

[soap]

Anyway back to OP. If that was me I’d demand the cat back. Have it stuffed and it will be an awesome Conversation piece in my House.

[soap]

Have you tried taking your dick out of the cows first?

Are you referring to my 2 or 4 legged cows?

[BradM]

Hell yeah! Gonna start carrying my rifle in the truck now!

And yeah, can y'all remove the pic of squirting cougars?!?! Some of us read this stuff at work for crying out loud.

My parents live just north of Dorchester. It could easily have made to Van Alstyne by now. They didn't have enough time to get pics of it but they have pics of the tracks.

[soap]

Polish up your talking/flirting game, take a bath, put on some clean clothes, and hit the Shops at Legacy any day of the week or hit the Whole Foods on Preston Rd in Plano between 9:30am and noon on weekdays and you may get your wish.

With water? No way! I’ll get wet.