So I got this ring doorbell.

[BradM]

what do you do?

I am a title examiner. I read legal documents all day and tell people what kind of title issues need to be taken care before they can close on their house.

[4bangen]

I am a title examiner. I read legal documents all day and tell people what kind of title issues need to be taken care before they can close on their house.

Sounds mind numbing to me. but probably something my wife would enjoy. She's a Licensed escrow officer. She loves it but I'd kill myself.

[hxbernal]

I am a title examiner. I read legal documents all day and tell people what kind of title issues need to be taken care before they can close on their house.

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[BradM]

Sounds mind numbing to me. but probably something my wife would enjoy. She's a Licensed escrow officer. She loves it but I'd kill myself.

My wife is an escrow officer at another title company.

[Shaggin Wagon]

My wife is an escrow officer at another title company.

Y'all have the same wife.

[4bangen]

Y'all have the same wife.

THAT MOTHER FUCKER! he can pay her fucking car not then lol

[BradM]

Y'all have the same wife.

I'll be damned, that's why when she introduced me to her friends she said "He's the one with the big dick."

[4bangen]

I'll be damned, that's why when she introduced me to her friends she said "He's the one with the big dick."

I’ll be damned.. That’s why she calls me “The one who knows how to use it!”

[Mike]

I’ll be damned.. That’s why she calls me “The one who knows how to use it!”

Congrats on knowing how to use Brads dick!

[Grimpala]

congrats on knowing how to use brads dick!

ftw!

[BLAKE]

I’ll be damned.. That’s why she calls me “The one who knows how to use it!”

Good one!

Congrats on knowing how to use Brads dick!

Almost.

[SS Junk]

Yeah, I don't know how I fucked it up. It's 2 wires. I had it charged through the USB charger before I put it up and it lasted about 6 weeks before it died.

I don't think they are poled (+/-)? You may want to check the voltage they are producing. May be too low/high for the doorbell.

[4bangen]

this is why I love this site. lol