I have been converted from a slide-out phone to a brick...

[BLAKE]

I'm on a no contract plan... I pay half of a comparable iphone plan, and they kiss my ass every time I call...

Yeah, but it's not an iPhone, duuuuude.

[Cooter]

I'm on a no contract plan... I pay half of a comparable iphone plan, and they kiss my ass every time I call...

[Sean88gt]

I'm not verizon!

[BLAKE]

LMFAO!

I don't know if there is or not. I just know the dick that verizon is sucking has soft little feet kicking back and tears streaming.

Hahaaaaaaah!

Holy shit man, this is a special moment we're sharing here. I think I found the moment St. Peter decided to give you the finger at the pearly gates. LOmotherfuckinL!

[Sean88gt]

Ok, that statement presupposes that there's such a thing as a willing baby dick.

It suddenly occurred to me that that might be the strangest thing I've ever typed.

LMFAO!

I don't know if there is or not. I just know the dick that verizon is sucking has soft little feet kicking back and tears streaming.

[BLAKE]

I went to have my phone fixed and the guy at verizon was amazed I didn't want to cash in my upgrade that tied me to them for another two years. They may have great coverage but their company sucks unwilling baby dicks.

Ok, that statement presupposes that there's such a thing as a willing baby dick.

It suddenly occurred to me that that might be the strangest thing I've ever typed.

[Sean88gt]

I went to have my phone fixed and the guy at verizon was amazed I didn't want to cash in my upgrade that tied me to them for another two years. They may have great coverage but their company sucks unwilling baby dicks.

[BLAKE]

I LOVE my iPhone.

/faggot



Doesn't mean it's not true though.

[01-GATOR]

I'm lost on all the phones that come out. I just have a blackberry to keep in touch with my wife and family since I travel so much. Some people buy every new phone that comes out, that's crazy.

[Cooter]

ballin' in control

l m m f a o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[90GT50]

rich, black, and/or stupid

Ballin' in control

[Denny]

I have a feeling that I'm going to have a lot to catch up on once I get back to the States. My last phone was the first one I could receive emails on. All I've ever done on my wife's phone was play Word with Friends. It took me forever to finally get a cell phone. I know of two or three people that still don't carry them.

[Cooter]

Black?

rich, black, and/or stupid

[90GT50]

people who buy new phones are like people who buy new vehicles...

Black?

[Cooter]

If it hasn't been 30 days, take it back. Galaxy s 4g is out now...

people who buy new phones are like people who buy new vehicles...