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  • Math for todays kids

    And if it's a repost? Bite me

    >Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that
    > kids can use in real-world situations!

    > NAME____________________
    > GANG____________________
    > CRIB_____________________

    > 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually
    > misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-
    > by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by
    > before he gotta reload?

    > 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
    > Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what
    > be the street value of the rest of his $hit?

    > 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how
    > many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's
    > $800 per day Crack habit?

    > 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for
    > $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need
    > to make to gets the 20% upside?

    > 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing
    > a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2
    > Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal
    > to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

    > 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for
    > the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money
    > per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?


    > 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet
    > and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters
    > can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20%
    > paint left over?

    > 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls
    > in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone
    > knocked up?

    > 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a
    > Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5
    > per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how
    > many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    > 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away
    > at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan
    > 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be
    > when he gets whacked?

  • #2
    #8 lol
    Originally posted by Nash B.
    Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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    • #3
      I think this belongs in the political forum, plus many people on here will not get the joke.
      class joke
      {
      private:
      char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
      double Peas, Carrots;
      string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
      };

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View Post
        I think this belongs in the political forum, plus many people on here will not get the joke.
        The current generation is facing problems that previous generations never had to worry about?
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #5
          Or that prior generations sucked at raising or developing kids?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
            The current generation is facing problems that previous generations never had to worry about?
            Barack Obama?
            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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            • #7
              $320 for an 8ball
              .....bro....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by A+ View Post
                $320 for an 8ball
                ill take 2 thanks

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by joes01bullitt View Post
                  ill take 2 thanks

                  I hope you're being funny, I used to get them for like half that. Although that was in the 90's so maybe there has been inflation since I was in the loop, lol.
                  Originally posted by Nash B.
                  Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by A+ View Post
                    $320 for an 8ball
                    Damn!! Talk about inflation!!

                    Back in the day that was $200.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                      Damn!! Talk about inflation!!

                      Back in the day that was $200.
                      Better raise your prices or deal with sucking 6 more dicks.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                        Damn!! Talk about inflation!!

                        Back in the day that was $200.
                        Lol! Before I got in all that trouble, $120 all day, and it was top notch.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Ha, the word "math" in the thread title always draws responses from the same people...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                            The current generation is facing problems that previous generations never had to worry about?
                            Deciding between PS3 or stay with old game console?
                            class joke
                            {
                            private:
                            char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
                            double Peas, Carrots;
                            string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
                            };

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View Post
                              Deciding between PS3 or stay with old game console?
                              Nintendo or Atari? Marbles or jacks?
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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