Certain member on here is P.O.S and need help

[mstng86]

That would be a great accomplishment and all if you weren't the size of a lego man.

2 thumbs up plus a middle finger.

Comedic gold.

[Denny]

I banged down a chick in my old 78 King Cobra II, it was like a Pinto in there!!!!

Must have been a lucky chick!

[Binky]

Son, I've fucked in a Festiva.

Don, you could get laid in a hot wheels and you'd think it was a motorhome.

[helosailor]

See... This is the reason I don't wanna get married. This thread makes my blood boil.

Some bitch thinks she's gonna just swoop in, marry me, and patiently wait for me to die so she can snatch up my Festivas and bowling ball collection???

FUCK THAT SHIT!

You'd better smoke up all them stogies or they'll be after those too.

[DON SVO]

Don, you could get laid in a hot wheels and you'd think it was a motorhome.

...And it was sweaty hot.

[jdgregory84]

Lots of room to bang wildly in an edge sport....

same as the lincoln mkx!!!

"Have you ever climaxed in the backseat of a Bentley?" would be my go-to pick-up line if I had one of those beasts.

[Thehead]

Don, you could get laid in a hot wheels and you'd think it was a motorhome.

I always thought of him as a micromachine kind of guy... did they make those in ford festivas????

[Snatch Napkin]

I always thought of him as a micromachine kind of guy... did they make those in ford festivas????

Where do you think they got the original mold for the very first one?

I heard it was Don's first Festiva.

[whoatx5.0]

I always thought of him as a micromachine kind of guy... did they make those in ford festivas????

where did you find that pic in your sig??

[John -- '02 HAWK]

For some reason I get the feeling that Dana pulling the ol' baiting trick.

In that case bits of public information could be handled/aired on different sites

[davbrucas]

what games does LSU have?

need to come inspect that bentley....beautiful cars!!!

debating on finding a bentley continental gt and getting it

We play Ole Piss this weekend.

[davbrucas]

I felt lucky to be carrying his golf bag to be honest.

Whatever...

[davbrucas]

I like Dav.....he makes me smile...lol.

I enjoy following all of y'all but off I go...short day today!

I must have been drunk...but I am glad you enjoyed it. We should do it again so I remember it this time!

[davbrucas]

Son, I've fucked in a Festiva.

At 4'11 I can see you being able to pull that off...and dont flatter yourself, I am talking about your height.

[DON SVO]

At 4'11 I can see you being able to pull that off...and dont flatter yourself, I am talking about your height.

It's called being limber.

Human tetris in a clown car is a feat even for me !!!