could u date a porn star?

[Broncojohnny]

no no silly, that was really you riding the unicorn in front of walmart with your pants off. I can still see the horror on people's faces as they passed by but you were grinning from ear to ear with enjoyment. You really loved that horn!!

Leave me out of your donkey/unicorn/22" cock/all black gang bang fantasies

[Mike]

Yes, I was on his back cheering him on while he was humping away at you. It reminded me of riding the little horse for a quarter at Wal mart.

no no silly, that was really you riding the unicorn in front of walmart with your pants off. I can still see the horror on people's faces as they passed by but you were grinning from ear to ear with enjoyment. You really loved that horn!!

I've always wanted to try that!

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Yes, I was on his back cheering him on while he was humping away at you. It reminded me of riding the little horse for a quarter at Wal mart.

no no silly, that was really you riding the unicorn in front of walmart with your pants off. I can still see the horror on people's faces as they passed by but you were grinning from ear to ear with enjoyment. You really loved that horn!!

[Broncojohnny]

That is not true, remember your donkey ride............

Yes, I was on his back cheering him on while he was humping away at you. It reminded me of riding the little horse for a quarter at Wal mart.

[347Mike]

I have never seen a 22" cock myself so I wouldn't know anything about this....

Ask Daisy for the link I sent her but make sure there is a trash can nearby....

[Your Name Here]

Is it cause she has had soo many dicks or is it cause they were all a good 6" longer than anyone on this site's and thus intimidating????

LMAO Can't touch the bottom of a tuna fish can but will stretch the sides out.
My wife pats me on the head and says "its ok Girth is where it really matters" then she makes me a sandwitch.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

I have never seen a 22" cock myself so I wouldn't know anything about this....

That is not true, remember your donkey ride............

[Broncojohnny]

Is it cause she has had soo many dicks or is it cause they were all a good 6" longer than anyone on this site's and thus intimidating????

I have never seen a 22" cock myself so I wouldn't know anything about this....

[Mike]

That made me laugh.

You want in on this?

[347Mike]

HE HE HE lol you could say something my feelings wouldn't have been hurt. I just threw some numbers out there waiting for the post police to come after me. I am bored today at work and need something to pass the time. lol

Trust me, you bring plenty of attention to yourself without actually "trying". lol

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Is it cause she has had soo many dicks or is it cause they were all a good 6" longer than anyone on this site's and thus intimidating????

[DaisyDoesDallas]

I was thinking that , but didn't want to be mean and say anything.

HE HE HE lol you could say something my feelings wouldn't have been hurt. I just threw some numbers out there waiting for the post police to come after me. I am bored today at work and need something to pass the time. lol

[Sean88gt]

Daisy fucks up on the math so she can sleep at night. Her screen name was Eisenwhore Tunnel.

[LaserSVT]

[Your Name Here]

Hell no I wouldn't even fuck one. In the back of my mind while I was hammerin away I would be thinking. "shit am I doing anything for her" or the trusty "You know shes had atleast one 12" Kneegrow snake off in this" but don't forget "Am I current on my Health insurance premiums cuz I'll prob need them" My mind races enough without adding to the stress.