four loko

[Tyrone Biggums]

This may have been said, but how is it any different than red bull and jager?

Ugh. I think I almost died on that shit once. I can't imagine how nasty four loko is.

[Taylor]

A friend of mine drank a four loko while waiting in line to see Harry potter tonight. He was strung out for about two hours and in the middle of the movie he walked out and went to sleep in his car. That shit is the devil.

What a fuckin' pussy.

But fer reals, cuatro loco is a crazy drunk. Not like getting drunk of liquor or straight beer, or any other possible combination. I think it's the battery acid that kicks it the next level.

[Venom]

They just sent out a memo to us at school telling us to watch out for kids drinking it.

[Sean88gt]

It's in a can...

Ahhhh..So they can market it to rednecks and ethnics.

Ugh. I think I almost died on that shit once. I can't imagine how nasty four loko is.

I got drunk on that garbage once and couldn't pass out. Just sat there wanting to die but too wired to do sleep.

[stevo]

Stout is a style of beer, such as porter, pale, red, ipa, etc. Doesn't mean it's strong.

Um, yeah, I know, maybe try to read before you quote?

Most Guinness Extra Stout is 5% abv and the original is 6% abv. Guiness Draught, which is still a stout, is 4.2% abv. An imperial stout is usually strong.

oh, and guinness is a now a crappy example of a stout.

Hmm, pretty sure I didn't say which Guinness is 6%... again, learn to read...

and no, beer is not really watered down in some states. You're just buying it at the wrong places lol. In Colorado, Kansas, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and Utah, beer that is sold in supermarkets and convenience stores must have no more than 3.2% alcohol by weight. 3.2% ABW still comes out to 4% alcohol by volume, which is not much of a difference from the crappy light beer at 4.2% abv in TX.
This lower beer is what they call half-beer or small-beer. Full-beer (all other stronger beer) is only sold in liquor stores, or stores that have obtained a license to sell it, and usually is not sold on Sunday.

Well, lets see, you typed all that shit out just to prove that their beer has less alcohol, and is indeed watered down. And your only defense is comparing it to Texas light beer?

So there you go, these pussy-states as you call them have beer .2% weaker than our's lol, and if you want regular beer, go to a damn liquor store.

Again, you prove just what I said, our beer has more alcohol...

oh, and if beer was watered down there, they wouldn't have been selling the same 12% abv Four Loko to begin with.

It isn't listed as beer, it is a malt liquor, but thanks for trying.

Stevo

[midnight]

just finished one and I must say I've got a pretty good buzz. 3 beers and 1 four loko+no lunch = good buzz.

[stevo]

Oh yeah, forgot to post the results/opinions.

Raspberry flavor is just disgusting. Like raspberry koolaid that has been vomited into a steaming hot bucket of ass.

Grape flavor was borderline more palatable, think of it as MD20/20 with the steamed ass aftertaste.

Lemonade was actually drinkable without gagging and shivering after every drink... mostly. My tastebuds though might have been in shock from the previous two alcoholic abortions.

Was nerding it up playing WoW and after around 15 minutes I realized I could not stop clicking my mouse... was shaking like a chihuahua trying to shit a peach pit. I had that 'bathtub crank' shake, glad the neighbors didn't see me.

Stevo

[midnight]

Oh yeah, forgot to post the results/opinions.

Raspberry flavor is just disgusting. Like raspberry koolaid that has been vomited into a steaming hot bucket of ass.

Grape flavor was borderline more palatable, think of it as MD20/20 with the steamed ass aftertaste.

Lemonade was actually drinkable without gagging and shivering after every drink... mostly. My tastebuds though might have been in shock from the previous two alcoholic abortions.

Was nerding it up playing WoW and after around 15 minutes I realized I could not stop clicking my mouse... was shaking like a chihuahua trying to shit a peach pit. I had that 'bathtub crank' shake, glad the neighbors didn't see me.

Stevo

lol nice cliff notes to the 4 loko experience

[cmltoe]

I had one yesterday along with a crown/sprite and it had me feeling pretty good/weird. It just seemed strange that I felt so drunk after just a tall boy of four loko and a crown/sprite. I think I'll go buy a few more tonight and see how it goes.

[Brandon-k]

again, post it again! :biggrin:

LMAO! I was saying the same thing in my head.

[midnight]

I had one yesterday along with a crown/sprite and it had me feeling pretty good/weird. It just seemed strange that I felt so drunk after just a tall boy of four loko and a crown/sprite. I think I'll go buy a few more tonight and see how it goes.

Just got a call from 4 loko and it said fuck your no lunch having stomach.:frown:

[Snatch Napkin]

No shit.

I had a can of this Four Loko tonight, took one sip and shit my pants. I kind of dig it.

I nearly fell out of my fucking chair laughing.

[Snatch Napkin]

Oh yeah, forgot to post the results/opinions.

Raspberry flavor is just disgusting. Like raspberry koolaid that has been vomited into a steaming hot bucket of ass.

Grape flavor was borderline more palatable, think of it as MD20/20 with the steamed ass aftertaste.

Lemonade was actually drinkable without gagging and shivering after every drink... mostly. My tastebuds though might have been in shock from the previous two alcoholic abortions.

Was nerding it up playing WoW and after around 15 minutes I realized I could not stop clicking my mouse... was shaking like a chihuahua trying to shit a peach pit. I had that 'bathtub crank' shake, glad the neighbors didn't see me.

Stevo

That does it!! I have to walk away and compose myself. I'm still at work.

Holy shit that's hilarious!!

[grove rat]

Just got a call from 4 loko and it said fuck your no lunch having stomach.:frown:

lmfao!

[midnight]

lmfao!

It's all your fault if it wasn't for your thread I would have never thought twice about this shit. I do have a good buzz though.