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  • #826
    Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
    Did he kick your dog on the way out?
    No, he just belched profanities like a drunken trash bag pirate hooker.
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #827
      Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
      baseboards and shit!!!!!

      god bless.

      Fucking baseboards.

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      • #828
        Well, I'm just glad to hear Steve is still breathing. Mike must have been out of ammo. Thanks, Obama.

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        • #829
          Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post

          Slinging dick for cash and prizes? Sounds like a good gig to me!
          No shit! If I could find a job like that, I'd take it! Mine is about to give me a heart attack.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #830
            im sitting here punching the clown, if you get my drift.

            god bless.
            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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            • #831
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              No shit! If I could find a job like that, I'd take it! Mine is about to give me a heart attack.
              I think it would be worth all the shit you would catch from the haters on here!

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              • #832
                Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                I think it would be worth all the shit you would catch from the haters on here!
                If she's hot, and fucking loaded, the haters can suck my balls. I'd probably bust my own balls about it.
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #833
                  If it doesn't bother Paul, it shouldn't bother you, Brent! Boosh!

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                  • #834
                    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                    im sitting here punching the clown, if you get my drift.

                    god bless.
                    I just got charged for assault on a friendly weapon for hand to gland combat myself

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                    • #835
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      If she's hot, and fucking loaded, the haters can suck my balls. I'd probably bust my own balls about it.
                      No doubt! Unfortunately my girl is an elementary school teacher, so no go for me

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                      • #836
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        If it doesn't bother Paul, it shouldn't bother you, Brent! Boosh!
                        Definitely boosh worthy.


                        She's whipping him in to shape though, made him get a job and shit. The one I'm looking for will only want me to sit at home, and work on my outstanding physique.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #837
                          Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                          No doubt! Unfortunately my girl is an elementary school teacher, so no go for me
                          That's not all she teaches!!!!

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                          • #838
                            Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                            No doubt! Unfortunately my girl is an elementary school teacher, so no go for me
                            Mine sells shoes at Dillard's. you win good sir!

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                            • #839
                              Paul got a job? I thought Fubu went out of business?

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                              • #840
                                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                                Paul got a job? I thought Fubu went out of business?
                                Cross Colours is making a comeback...
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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