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I have everyone in the office looking at me right now, wondering what the hell is so funny.
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Originally posted by jluv View PostToo busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!
He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!
Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!
He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.
He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"
"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"
"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"
Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.
Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"
"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"
So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.
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Pretty Good? That's Fucking Hall Of Fame quality Right There!! Bravo Jluv!!
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Originally posted by jluv View PostToo busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!
He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!
Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!
He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.
He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"
"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"
"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"
Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.
Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"
"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"
So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.
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Too busy to put much into it. But a deal is a deal..
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's an immature Asian and he's going insane!
He looks like a girl in his tights and his cape
He looks mad at the world and he's ready to vape!
Oh no, here it comes! And that smell ain't vanilla.
It smells like the taint of a sweaty gorilla!
He says "I am Vapeman!" but nobody runs.
They just figure he's looking for felons with guns.
He says "Vapers unite!" and everyone shrugs.
He says "I'll tell your employers to test you for drugs!"
"I'll say stupid shit about your kids and your wife!
I'll delete you from Facebook! We're not best friends for life!"
"I'll post fake ads on Craigslist with your numbers and names!
I'll repost your old photos! I'll play all kinds of games!"
Now we all start to see that he can't take a joke.
Cause just like his A/C, his sense of humor is broke.
Behind the black mask, we all know that he's cryin'.
So we started to ask "What is wrong with you, Brien?"
"Don't get angry. Don't pout. Do not be such a grouch."
He says "Screw it, I'm out! Y'all are lame! Fuck your couch!"
So now Vapeman's long gone and we're not going to grieve.
Because our problems aren't over. We've still got Dammitsteve.
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Not sure how long this dude smoked, but I've known a few career smokers who quit and went into massive depression while one of them wigged out much like this chap and severed all contact with well established friends and family. Some smokers are worse junkies than others...
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