Beards!

[VaderTT]

I jam it in her box, and yank out.

I picture you starting a lawnmower or outboard motor.

[46Tbird]

Been a while since I bothered, but yea, it'll grow.

[HarrisonTX]

have you tried both clean shaven and bearded?

I can tell a difference in how people perceive me.

That aint no lie man. It's way obvious with women. It's pretty odd

[Sean88gt]

I do that with my penis

My 4 knots > your 1.

[lincolnboy]

I tie several knots in mine, jam it in her box, and yank out. Irish love knots muthaaaafuckaaaaa.

I do that with my penis

[Sean88gt]

No double chin here, but the wife does like a little tickle. Helps when we do our Iron Man/Pepper routine too.

I tie several knots in mine, jam it in her box, and yank out. Irish love knots muthaaaafuckaaaaa.

[CexMashean]

I knew you were jealous.

If you had any facial hair, Baron's sweet burn would have singed it off.

[Ruffdaddy]

There isnt a single thing you have bragged about on this board that I can think I would be jealous about. Plus, I dont have to make myself look older in order to compensate for my inability to manage personnel.

I knew you were jealous.

[Big A]

This man knows whats up.

It makes you look a little older. Can cover your double chin, and tickles the wife.

No double chin here, but the wife does like a little tickle. Helps when we do our Iron Man/Pepper routine too.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Yessir...you jelly?

There isnt a single thing you have bragged about on this board that I can think I would be jealous about. Plus, I dont have to make myself look older in order to compensate for my inability to manage personnel.

[Ruffdaddy]

uh, you are in your twenties.

Yessir...you jelly?

[SS Junk]

uh, you are in your twenties.

... which explains a lot.

[mstng86]

That's why I wear a goatee, best of both worlds.

This man knows whats up.

It makes you look a little older. Can cover your double chin, and tickles the wife.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Yeah the prrception is surely different...i dont keep it clean shaven because it makes me look younger for sure...people dont like taking direction from someone who looks like theyre in their 20s...so i have no problem making myself look older with some scruff.

uh, you are in your twenties.

[Big A]

have you tried both clean shaven and bearded?

I can tell a difference in how people perceive me.

That's why I wear a goatee, best of both worlds.