Random PICTURE of the day thread *KEEP IT WORK SAFE*

[LaserSVT]

Me: You should let me check out that motor before you start it.

Customer: Nah, it will be fine. Thanks for hooking me up on that intake. (his plenum cracked)

Me: Its been 7 years.... in the yard.... with no hood on it... at least soak the cylinders down in WD40.

Customer: I know what I am doing!









Me: Here is your bill for $2000.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Me: You should let me check out that motor before you start it.

Customer: Nah, it will be fine. Thanks for hooking me up on that intake. (his plenum cracked)

Me: Its been 7 years.... in the yard.... with no hood on it... at least soak the cylinders down in WD40.

Customer: I know what I am doing!









Me: Here is your bill for $2000.

well, he was right, he did know what he was doing, just expected a different result.

[Bputacoma]

[cobrajet69]

FUKYEW!!!

And may the fleas from the balls of a thousand camels infest your nostrils.... At night... IN YOUR SLEEP!



David

[talisman]

[War Machine]

praise jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Strychnine]

The beauty of aero and fluid dynamics

[Big Dad]

[Ratt]

Dad: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Kid: A pirate!
Dad: Did you say an ENGINE?
Kid: No...I said pirate...
Dad: An engine it is, then!

[1carcrazyguy]

Just wait until he asks the girls at school to torque his harmonic balancer!

[sc281]

Overhead view of the dixon church....
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2...oks-Like-Penis



The church's slogan? Rising up.

[71chevellejohn]

Stuff like this makes me want to have a kid.

[mstng86]

Stuff like this makes me want to have a kid.

what about this?

[crapstang]

They prob went to Rednecks With Paychecks last weekend near St. Joe. You see lots of stuff like that there.

Yup. I saw hundreds of trucks and trailers pass by my workplace last weekend!

[Pokulski-Blatz]

what about this?

Nope.