We have all wanted to do this...

[Craizie]

yeah maybe, when I pass a left lane camper i try to come back into the fast lane and cut it close to their front bumper, that seems to get their attention and sometimes they move the fuck over.

I do the same thing and they also usually move over. This is why I think they are oblivious and not ass holes.

[ceyko]

Another thing that works sometimes is move over far enough to the driver's side so one or both headlights is at the mirror. Sometimes gets their attention and they move over.

[CJ]

Years ago I was getting onto the freeway at mayfield and 360 and this crazy jackass in a jetta tried to force me into the left breakdown lane on the onramp. Unfortunately for him driving a mercury sable comes with a deathwish and there was absolutely zero fucks given. He went off the onramp into the grass full throttle to show me who's boss and hit a yield sign and then one of those silly stop lights they use to have there. I laughed hysterically for days. I still chuckle reminiscing.

Never think a man driving a $500 car has something to lose. I'll put that shit into a barrier, grab my parking hanger, and leave it. I haven't braked for speed bumps in years, I just don't care anymore.

[inline 6]

Years ago I was getting onto the freeway at mayfield and 360 and this crazy jackass in a jetta tried to force me into the left breakdown lane on the onramp. Unfortunately for him driving a mercury sable comes with a deathwish and there was absolutely zero fucks given. He went off the onramp into the grass full throttle to show me who's boss and hit a yield sign and then one of those silly stop lights they use to have there. I laughed hysterically for days. I still chuckle reminiscing.

Never think a man driving a $500 car has something to lose. I'll put that shit into a barrier, grab my parking hanger, and leave it. I haven't braked for speed bumps in years, I just don't care anymore.

LMAO! throw away cars definitely serve a purpose.

[CJ]

It won't fucking die, I told myself I'd get rid of it the moment it needed even moderate repairs. That was five years ago. But... it's currently sitting in the dealer intake lot. I've already shut the door for the last time on it. I was so tempted to take a sledge to it and put it on youtube.

[red89notch]

No! Not the Sable! What are you replacing it with?

[TX_92_Notch]

My former mother-in-law is a left lane driver. She claims "my daddy taught me that the left lane is the safest lane when he taught me to drive so that's where I drive". She wasn't impressed when I replied that her dad was a fucking idiot and that's why she's always getting her ass ridden and shot the bird. Her dumb ass giggles when she has people riding her ass or flying around her when they get the chance. She knows what shes doing. I figure one of these days someone's gonna give her a dose of the video in this thread.

[Slow Five-O]

My former mother-in-law is a left lane driver. She claims "my daddy taught me that the left lane is the safest lane when he taught me to drive so that's where I drive". She wasn't impressed when I replied that her dad was a fucking idiot and that's why she's always getting her ass ridden and shot the bird. Her dumb ass giggles when she has people riding her ass or flying around her when they get the chance. She knows what shes doing. I figure one of these days someone's gonna give her a dose of the video in this thread.

This post had me cracking up. But yeah I hate people like that. Ignorance is one thing (still annoying) but when you've been told etiquette and to be considerate and you just ignore that. Fuck you.


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[CJ]

No! Not the Sable! What are you replacing it with?

[4bangen]

used to know a guy who drove a lifted jeep who had the constant problem of people tailgating him on the highway. He ended up keeping a cup full of marbles in the cup holder. when someone would ride his bumper on the highway, he'd grab a few marbles and start flicking them randomly in the air. The tailgater wouldn't quite understand what was happening, and would assume the jeeps big tires where kicking up rocks and back off or change lanes.

[Jewrrick]

Fucking NICE!

[Chas_svo]

Pics? And not just the key!

[Baba Ganoush]

Left lane camping is an epidemic. Drive 45 to or from Houston, you'll pass on the right more times than you can count. It's ridiculous.

[Chas_svo]

Left lane camping is an epidemic. Drive 45 to or from Houston, you'll pass on the right more times than you can count. It's ridiculous.

Because that law is not enforced.

[Craizie]

Because that law is not enforced.

Lets all become cops and only enforce left lane camper laws and littering laws.