Ultimate Crossfit Fails Compilation

[jdgregory84]

Yeah, I was working at 24 hour fitness and thought I was doing crossfit in my own time. That was when I was sitting behind a desk, and in your words thinking that I was getting experience. That was me...before actually going to a crossfit gym/box or whatever you wanna call it. The few times we did chest in crossfit, my coach was the one saying, if it doesn't hit your chest, it doesn't count. My crossfit coach held me accountable for what I was doing.

I'm not angry at those who don't share my enthusiasm for crossfit. It blows my mind that people like yourself talk down on crossfit and have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

[CJ]

something something crossfit something something. Look what crossfit has done to us.

[SS Junk]

So you remember the bench thread? Good. That was when I was working out traditionally.

I know that most of y'all have hit this benchmark a long time and have way surpassed it, but my bench press is notoriously shitty. Basically my five workout days go crossfit, chest, crossfit, legs, crossfit. Basically my legs are always sore because crossfit uses a lot of legs.

Chest is the only muscle group I work out in a traditional manner. Other than that I stick to various O' lifts, and crossfit type stuff.

So I'm not sure what to believe. I bet you can try and Bill Clinton your way through an explanation, but it's neither here nor there. Bottom line is I'm happy with what I'm doing, you're angry at those who don't share your enthusiasm for crossfit and have yet to produce any solid argument to convince me why I should adore those who take crossfit as seriously as you do. It's a shame traditional weight lifting did not work out better for you. I also remember you going after Adam in trying to prove what a manly man you were doing your crossfit thing. That's all good. You go ahead and be the man. I have no problem being 2nd or 3rd tier to the crossfit monsters of today. Just try not to get all twisted to the point of hemorrhaging if I make fun of your enthusiasm, especially when you represent it in such piss poor fashion.
Turn out the lights when you're done in this thread, dear sir.

[jdgregory84]

Incorrect. I talk shit about your unfounded claims of having more idiots doing traditional weight training than crossfit. What I've said has nothing to do with crossfit in itself, but rather those who try and preach the good news and then get butt hurt if someone doesn't see it the same way you do. You are a shining example of what I am referring to. So either you can accept the fact that in all your brilliant replies, from going into an unrelated thread and bleeding all over the place to fabricating things I never said, or you can keep jawing how wonderful you and your program are. Makes no matter. you are not going to change my opinion. Seems the only one unhappy with what I am doing is you, and that's pretty fucking funny. So again I say, job well done. Good show, kind sir. I can't tell if your replies are driven by an unrelenting insecurity problem or if you are really not all that bright. From the replies here and what I remember reading from you in the bench thread I am leaning towards a whole lot of both.

Let's put it this way, how many people do crossfit vs how many people do traditional weight training. There's probably a shitload more people working out in a traditional manner than doing crossfit. With that being said, yeah, there are more "idiots" in a traditional routine (by idiots I mean people who have no clue what they're doing) than "idiots" in Crossfit.

I'm not unhappy with what you're doing. I already said good job for you working out. So you remember the bench thread? Good. That was when I was working out traditionally.

We've already established that you have no clue what you're doing because of your refusal to reply to my questioning your experience. Now, insulting my intelligence is just something you pulled out of your ass. I'm really sorry that you had to resort to that.

[01yz2nv]

I think crossfit can be a great tool to achieve another level of fitness. That being said, I think a lot of people take it too far. I like the quick/explosive body weight only exercises combined with sprints or runs. I absolutely will not do kipping pull ups just to achieve a time or rep count, and will never do overhead squats or some other retarded olympic move in a fast movement. I like to just strictly lift weights in the morning, and crossfit for the afternoon workout. I dont think one replaces the other, both are unique in their own ways.

[SS Junk]

Then you talk shit about other people doing something to get in shape.

Incorrect. I talk shit about your unfounded claims of having more idiots doing traditional weight training than crossfit. What I've said has nothing to do with crossfit in itself, but rather those who try and preach the good news and then get butt hurt if someone doesn't see it the same way you do. You are a shining example of what I am referring to. So either you can accept the fact that in all your brilliant replies, from going into an unrelated thread and bleeding all over the place to fabricating things I never said, or you can keep jawing how wonderful you and your program are. Makes no matter. you are not going to change my opinion. Seems the only one unhappy with what I am doing is you, and that's pretty fucking funny. So again I say, job well done. Good show, kind sir. I can't tell if your replies are driven by an unrelenting insecurity problem or if you are really not all that bright. From the replies here and what I remember reading from you in the bench thread I am leaning towards a whole lot of both.

[idrivea4banger]

Fucking idiots.

[yellowstang]

It's 3:39 AM and I'm doing Crossfit instead of sleeping!




Not really, being on call sucks sometimes tho...
I'd rather do the FRAN workout!

[jdgregory84]

With these mind boggling replies I can see this thread has gone very well for you, poopnut. Keep up the good work.

So, seeing you post in the "results" thread, I can only give credit to you for working out. Good job man. At least you're doing something. Then you talk shit about other people doing something to get in shape. Do you not see the ignorance in your posts? Are you that dumb? For your kids sake, I hope you're not. I can tell by your picture that you've never done crossfit, and your bitterness towards it is unfound. Now you're just talking shit to somebody you don't know, but who is in better shape than you.

[hustleman]

Did you invent DFWMustangs? You sure take it pretty seriously.

LMAO! Dude is serious about his interwebz skills

[racrguy]

I appreciate the free advertising, you get a discount next go' round.

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[trblshooter]

See below.

He told be to bring him a three dollar bill.


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I appreciate the free advertising, you get a discount next go' round.

[SS Junk]

With these mind boggling replies I can see this thread has gone very well for you, poopnut. Keep up the good work.

[jdgregory84]

Did you invent Crossfit? You sure take it pretty seriously.

Did you invent DFWMustangs? You sure take it pretty seriously.

[racrguy]

Can you share the price? Feel free to PM me.

See below.

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He told be to bring him a three dollar bill.

I'm really looking for someone to "help" me out pro boner-o.

Trblshooter is your man!