Ultimate Crossfit Fails Compilation

[DON SVO]

A work in progress, brosephine. Perhaps if I start crossfitting I too can come up with excuses of how to cheat myself through a rep?

Oh for fucks sake. Now you did it.

I'm going to have my wife do it at my gym. There's several classes there and they will keep her ADD/OCD ass interested. The guy teaching one of the classes is also the owner of the gym, and he hates bad form (Crossfit has tons of horrible form in addition to the shitty no-mass-buiilding cheat lifts). I'm going to make sure she is in his class: if she is gonna do an hour-long workout that is full of Olympic lifts with fake weights and inflated-labia kipping pull ups, she better be using good form and burning 1,000 calories.

[SS Junk]

It looks like that's what you're waiting to happen with your back all rounded out like that.

A work in progress, brosephine. Perhaps if I start crossfitting I too can come up with excuses of how to cheat myself through a rep?

Crossfit burns calories. The end.

Oh for fucks sake. Now you did it.

[DON SVO]

Crossfit burns calories. The end.

[jdgregory84]

Do you want to fuck me now? Is that what I'm reading?

It looks like that's what you're waiting to happen with your back all rounded out like that.

[SS Junk]

Do you want to fuck me now? Is that what I'm reading?

[jdgregory84]

Roger that, poopnut2. I would say I learned from you, but you were never really all that funny with your efforts. I guess substituting your attempts to shit up threads to become a crossfit loon is a better path to follow.

Saw your pic in the progress thread. Good job. Great posture.

[SS Junk]

Roger that, poopnut2. I would say I learned from you, but you were never really all that funny with your efforts. I guess substituting your attempts to shit up threads to become a crossfit loon is a better path to follow.

[jdgregory84]

Don't be shy. You can admit this board is beneath those who crossfit.

This old, hairy testicle loves your defense tactics.

I will give you credit where credit is due. You are the funniest internet troll in his mid forties on a mustang forum that I've never met before. I guess you gotta play to your strengths.

[SS Junk]

I get on here when I'm bored. I have email notifications turned off so this forum is just a time killer now.

Don't be shy. You can admit this board is beneath those who crossfit.

This old, hairy testicle loves your defense tactics.

[jdgregory84]

I don't see what that has to do with my observation.

I get on here when I'm bored. I have email notifications turned off so this forum is just a time killer now.

[SS Junk]

Still not answering the question. I hope other people have noticed this.

It would appear others have noticed and it is going well for you.

[lincolnboy]

crossfit is just a rip off of Sweatin to the Oldies

[Scott Mc]

Eric would back out of crossfit.

[yellowstang]

I don't see what that has to do with my observation.

If you tried Crossfit, you'd understand. It's over your head.

You're so sharp.

I don't see what that has to do with my observation.