MTV's Big Tips Texas (based in Lewisville)

[jluv]

There's one in Arlington off of 360, too. I've never been. Just throwing that out there.

[bcoop]

There's one in Arlington off of 360, too. I've never been. Just throwing that out there.

If you ever want a side of blowjob from a crackwhore with your shitty food, it's an option.

[Baron Von Crowder]

If you ever want a side of blowjob from a crackwhore with your shitty food, it's an option.

You missed your calling. You really should be in advertising.

[bcoop]

You missed your calling. You really should be in advertising.

hahaha. I've actually thought heavily about a marketing degree in the last year. However, after the first of the year, I won't really need it.

[Snatch Napkin]

Yup and I won't go back.

Will and I went there.

Dumb broads didn't know what a Manhattan was. I explained it to them and she replied with, "This is Redneck Heaven. So think like a redneck. We got beers and stuff."

To which I quickly replied in an extra redneck accent, "I'm from East Fucking Texas!! Y'all fuckers ain't got shit on redneck!"

I got them to make it, and it was horrendous. We left a half a beer and that nasty fucking excuse for a Manhattan on the bar.

The chicks weren't even of the tasty variety. Looked like washed up strippers from the trailer park.

Ricky Bobby's is a faaar nicer establishment.

[YALE]

So this show is about Redneck Heaven? That was less than clear.

[petyweestraw]

Will and I went there.

Dumb broads didn't know what a Manhattan was. I explained it to them and she replied with, "This is Redneck Heaven. So think like a redneck. We got beers and stuff."

To which I quickly replied in an extra redneck accent, "I'm from East Fucking Texas!! Y'all fuckers ain't got shit on redneck!"

I got them to make it, and it was horrendous. We left a half a beer and that nasty fucking excuse for a Manhattan on the bar.

The chicks weren't even of the tasty variety. Looked like washed up strippers from the trailer park.

Ricky Bobby's is a faaar nicer establishment.

Good thing my standards are low.

[ceyko]

I go to the one in lewisville once a month or so. There are certainly A teams and B teams of girls. I could do without the place, but some buddy's like it there. I'm usually out before 7 in the evening. The fried chicken livers are good.

[TeeShock]

Thirdbase Frisco is where all the fine service broads migrated to

[CWO]

Thirdbase Frisco is where all the fine service broads migrated to

this

[Nash B.]

Yeah, that's a nice place. I accidentally went there on a date before the Roughriders game, not knowing it was one of those restaurants.

[TeeShock]

Yeah, that's a nice place. I accidentally went there on a date before the Roughriders game, not knowing it was one of those restaurants.

Did she get jealous enough to put out?

[Nash B.]

She'd already put out before we left her place, so I guess it really wasn't so much a date as it was an intermission.

[bcoop]

She'd already put out before we left her place, so I guess it really wasn't so much a date as it was an intermission.

Look at you go. Nothing motivates a woman, more than hotter, dirtier, sexier women. And Third Base is a PERFECT place to get just that. It's a little less in her face than say, Cabaret. But still in her face enough to remind her, "Fuck, I've got to do something better if I want to keep him. Just look at all those hot sluts."

[Snatch Napkin]

She'd already put out before we left her place, so I guess it really wasn't so much a date as it was an intermission.

Hot damn, Dude! You're making me proud for being on the team for your first go at it.

Look at you go. Nothing motivates a woman, more than hotter, dirtier, sexier women. And Third Base is a PERFECT place to get just that. It's a little less in her face than say, Cabaret. But still in her face enough to remind her, "Fuck, I've got to do something better if I want to keep him. Just look at all those hot sluts."

My Mufuckin' Brother!!