"Oh, and I have a kid"

[Sean88gt]

I was going to say just tell her that you're not allowed to be around kids or they'll violate your probation

Brilliance runs among friends.

At 22 though, I wish I had mastered quantity over quality.

[Cooter]

Just tell her you're a registered sex offender and go on about how you can't wait to meet the sexy little tyke.

I was going to say just tell her that you're not allowed to be around kids or they'll violate your probation

[90GT50]

"I don't. See ya later."

[Moose242]

x2! EXACTLY



BAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

I was always too nice.I did date a couple of gals with kids. Both had been previously married and were not pregnant before they were married, so to me that made a difference. Both were under 25. One i regret, the other I could see myself spending my life with her because she had her act together, but that is few and FAR between these days.

I guess I would chat very little. I wouldn't even ask any more about the kid. Not fair to her and lets face it, you are just buying time until you figure out wtf to say next so you can walk away and not look like a douche. I had one guilt me like that. I should have ran away. Just be polite and excuse yourself. You really don't have to say anything more or make apologies or explain yourself. Worst case, you've only lost a half hour, Grasshopper.

You are one level headed dude Frank.

[Grimpala]

Still am dude.

I graduate in two weeks.

BUNCH of my wife's friends at Baylor were there for their Mrs. degree.

In that situation, just run rampant through the hoes like William Wallace and some englishmen.

[99Shestang]

So you go into it knowing you'll be taking the walk?

Hell yeah.. I'm getting older and in my prime! lmao

[Frank]

tell her you are or are going to school to become a doctor, then after you bang her tell her you were just kidding and you quit because of obama's healthcare plan! That'll show'er!

roflmao

[CexMashean]

These girls usually arent by themselves. I would say that it is unusual to see a girl at a club by herself.

Club? Fuck a bunch of club shit.

[ELVIS]

Still am dude.

I graduate in two weeks.

congrats!

god bless.

[Frank]

I mean, here I am a 22 year old dude with a lifetime ahead of me and it seems like shacking up with a girl running around with a fuck-token would be the absolute worst decision I could make at this time.

x2! EXACTLY

...aside from the Slowhand method (attend clubs/bars that cater exclusively to men)?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

I was always too nice.I did date a couple of gals with kids. Both had been previously married and were not pregnant before they were married, so to me that made a difference. Both were under 25. One i regret, the other I could see myself spending my life with her because she had her act together, but that is few and FAR between these days.

I guess I would chat very little at that point. I wouldn't even ask any more about the kid. Not fair to her unless you are genuinely interested and lets face it, if you do ask, you are just buying time until you figure out wtf to say next so you can walk away and not look like a douche. I had one guilt me like that. I should have ran away. Just be polite and excuse yourself. You really don't have to say anything more or make apologies or explain yourself. Worst case, you've only lost a half hour, Grasshopper.

She might have lobbed that grenade to see who would scatter. Better than her trying that crap later.

Man, I could tell some funny stories of a couple of dates....

[71chevellejohn]

So you go into it knowing you'll be taking the walk?

That's how I read it.

[Sean88gt]

LOL... I never tell them about my 5 kids till the next morning before the walk of shame.

So you go into it knowing you'll be taking the walk?

[Moose242]

Weren't you the kid going to Baylor?

Still am dude.

I graduate in two weeks.

[Grimpala]

These girls usually arent by themselves. I would say that it is unusual to see a girl at a club by herself.

Weren't you the kid going to Baylor?

[ImayBblack]

lol... I never tell them about my 5 kids till the next morning before the walk of shame.

lmao