Sex education in school....How to talk to a 12 yr old ?

[jluv]

just get him a porno and then show him a episode of teen mom. should do the trick.

Hell ya! I mean, who here hasn't wacked it to Teen Mom? I know I have!

[LANTIRN]

LMAO!! Very good point if that's how he rolls... I say hell yeah HAHA!!


Well I initiated the conversation last night after work before I picked up his brothers from the after school program. It was short and sweet, much like his first time will be I'm sure.

I said,

"Son, we talked briefly on that permission slip for that 2 week class you have coming up so let's go over a few things to keep in mind... first of all, I was 12 and I know all you guys sit around and talk about what you think sex is, who's done what, who knows what, etc.... and frankly I wouldn't suggest taking their information and putting it to ANY use. Imagine your body is your car. You KNOW what driving is, but actually DRIVING is something completely different. There's no way in hell I'm going to put you out into this world to start driving without first teaching you the important facts that help it to be a safe experience for you and your passengers.... and with that in mind I'm also not going to throw you out into this world with no help or understanding of how your body (your "car") works and which wrecks (life experiences) to avoid.

I know I'm not your dad, or a dude.... which is why I've asked my guy friends to help me with the important stuff you should know. I asked them what kind of stuff they wished they had known at age 12, but didn't know to ask or was too afraid to ask. I have a LOT of great feedback and after you start your classes we can discuss any questions you have. Just like everything else we discuss openly, I want you to be able to ask the things that is going to make your life a HELL OF A LOT easier. Now go finish the dishes"

Well you are already a step ahead of where my parents were at my age. They did a great job raising me on every issue I can think of except sex; which incidentally seems to be the area where kids find themselves in the most trouble (alcohol and drugs not withstanding). Good job, Juggz!

[lonestarstang00]

just get him a porno and then show him a episode of teen mom. should do the trick.

[Silverback]

Sex is always a race to the finish, and I've been training to win since I was Kim's son's age. It's not my fault that most women lack the dedication I do, and don't train as much as I do.

If you can't come first, then at least learn to close the bathroom door while you cry and diddle yourself in shame, so I can get some sleep.

[MutherjuggZ]

so what's his new screenname on here?

Mr.Bigglesworth

[Ruffdaddy]

Race implies you finish at some point. It's really a battle to the death. the game never stops.

[Silverback]

so what's his new screenname on here?

[MutherjuggZ]

For as much of a whore as he is, he's always been ridiculously OCD with safety. If they can follow his lead and make it to their 30's without contracting an STD or getting anyone knocked up, I'm willing to let him handle it.

LMAO!! Very good point if that's how he rolls... I say hell yeah HAHA!!


Well I initiated the conversation last night after work before I picked up his brothers from the after school program. It was short and sweet, much like his first time will be I'm sure.

I said,

"Son, we talked briefly on that permission slip for that 2 week class you have coming up so let's go over a few things to keep in mind... first of all, I was 12 and I know all you guys sit around and talk about what you think sex is, who's done what, who knows what, etc.... and frankly I wouldn't suggest taking their information and putting it to ANY use. Imagine your body is your car. You KNOW what driving is, but actually DRIVING is something completely different. There's no way in hell I'm going to put you out into this world to start driving without first teaching you the important facts that help it to be a safe experience for you and your passengers.... and with that in mind I'm also not going to throw you out into this world with no help or understanding of how your body (your "car") works and which wrecks (life experiences) to avoid.

I know I'm not your dad, or a dude.... which is why I've asked my guy friends to help me with the important stuff you should know. I asked them what kind of stuff they wished they had known at age 12, but didn't know to ask or was too afraid to ask. I have a LOT of great feedback and after you start your classes we can discuss any questions you have. Just like everything else we discuss openly, I want you to be able to ask the things that is going to make your life a HELL OF A LOT easier. Now go finish the dishes"

[Broncojohnny]

Worldly gentleman of distinguished taste

[Silverback]

<-------Whore!!

I prefer the term

seasoned veteran

[Treasure Chest]

<-------Whore!!

You say that as if it's not common knowledge...

[Snatch Napkin]

<-------Whore!!

[Treasure Chest]

Our children would turn out to be the largest group of swinging boners released into the wild since God created man. Probably not the best idea. Let's DO IT! LOL!!

For as much of a whore as he is, he's always been ridiculously OCD with safety. If they can follow his lead and make it to their 30's without contracting an STD or getting anyone knocked up, I'm willing to let him handle it.

[MutherjuggZ]

Highly doubtful...that would mean them surpassing the means of me and my friends.

I don't want my boys in that competition... but unfortunately every male still enters the race LOL

[Ruffdaddy]

Our children would turn out to be the largest group of swinging boners released into the wild since God created man. Probably not the best idea. Let's DO IT! LOL!!

Highly doubtful...that would mean them surpassing the means of me and my friends.